simonthechaste

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The only way to pee that makes any sense.

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Pee outside, conserve water and save the planet. While being watched, preferably. I actually do believe that, as weird as it may sound to you.

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What us a beta male?

I found this on Tumblr several years ago, saved it and came across with it only recently. And I feel it’s way too good piece to be buried in the depths of my archive. The author’s Tumblr can be found at https://proudbeta.tumblr.com.

This post is long overdue but it’s finally here. As a reminder, while some caption posts are pure fantasy; every text post on this blog is completely serious and not fantasy material. Another thing I would like to clarify beforehand is that this blog is equally dedicated to other fetish material as well, don’t scroll through and assume every caption is about beta males and their sexuality.

There is a lot of debate and varying opinions on the internet on what a beta male is and whether we can distribute men into sexual groups to begin with. From my readings and research on various sites and forums, it seems that a lot of people like to define beta males as those who can’t take charge of their own destiny, make excuses, need affirmation, give up, fall in line, and get pushed around. This is wrong. Alpha vs beta has absolutely nothing to do with any of the aforementioned traits. It’s not about good habits, healthy vs unhealthy lifestyle, social and economics success, or if you are the bully or the bullied.

The classification is only purely concerned with one’s approach to sexuality and nothing more. Furthermore, it is a spectrum and not a dichotomy. Seldom is anyone purely beta or purely alpha, most people are somewhere in between on the spectrum. And lastly, neither is necessarily better than the other.

So what does the beta male end of the sexual spectrum look like?

Lets get into the nuts and bolts of the beta male. Beta males approach sex and relationships emotionally. Sex is very meaningful to them and very emotionally charged. They have higher serotonin (the neurotransmitter responsible for bonding) and are always in long term relationships. They are monogamists by nature, and casual sex does not appeal to them. They have masochistic and submissive tendencies. They have a high propensity to fall in love, and fall hard when they do. They absolutely love to please their woman and put her needs and happiness before their own. Compersion is strong in beta males. They are quick to forgive and forget the short comings of their partner, and amplify her good traits in their minds. They love to provide for their family and are very gentle and proud fathers. They are extremely passive and shy in courtship (i.e flirting/hitting on the opposite sex) and fall into relationships through friendships, a girl making a move on them, or just plain luck; approach anxiety is big in beta males. As a result of these traits, the beta male is sexually inexperienced and loses his virginity to his wife, the first girl he falls in love with. Again, keep in mind that I am describing the absolute end of the spectrum, most beta males don’t lose their virginity to their wife because most are somewhere in between.

What does the alpha end of the sexual spectrum look like?

Alpha males approach sex and relationships more rationally and with a conquering mindset. Sex is a sport to them, something to do for fun. They have higher dopamine (the motivation neurotransmitter) and are always in short term or casual relationships. They are non-monogamous by nature and can’t stay faithful to any one girl for long. They don’t really fall in love, more so form opposite gender relationships for convenience and benefits. They have sadistic and dominant tendencies. They always prioritize their own needs and wants. They are quick to end relationships and intolerant of flaws and behavior/attitude that does not suit them. They don’t like to support a girl in any capacity unless the benefits outweigh the costs, they are for the most part absent fathers. They are extremely aggressive and confident in courtship and have a very easy time forming new relationships with women and frequently do so. As a result, the alpha male is very sexually experienced and has numerous one sided relationships (in terms of commitment and effort) with women throughout his life, mostly extracting benefits from them and giving little if anything in return.

What about omega males? What about gamma males? Or various other types?

There is no such thing. “Omega males” are people who just suck at life and try to make a sexual orientation out of it. Again, there is no types. Only the spectrum of alpha vs beta.

Why are beta males looked down upon?

Beta males are sometimes looked down upon, even within the context of this correct definition. Another reminder that we are only concerned with the sexual realm here, this has nothing to do with jobs and promotions. This is mainly due the fact that betas end up having to do work and sacrifice for what the alpha male gets for free. With the premise that women enjoy sex, especially good sex, and are sexually active from their late teens, and live in a sexually liberal and permissive country; this usually means that betas end up with many sexually frustrated years and generally end up having to commit to and put effort towards girls that enjoyed sex with alpha males who had the confidence and aggression to approach them through out their youth. This also means that they will usually be compared in the bed with their alpha counterparts, and this comparison is hardly ever favorable for the beta. Again this is usually, I’m not saying this is every beta’s life story. The spectrum for girls exists as well, and many betas end up marrying the girl who’s virginity they took.

So doesn’t it suck to be a beta male then?

Not anymore than it sucks to be an alpha male. While I described some cons to being a beta male, there are upsides too. First of all, the same sexually frustrated and yearning years will cultivate a love and passion for women in betas so deep that will never be found in an alpha. The beta gets the ability to derive as much pleasure from making his wife happy as the alpha gets from fucking her. And girls who enjoyed alphas through out their youth sexually while being emotionally broken down by them will be in the perfect position to appreciate the nurturing qualities of the beta when they are ready to settle down. The comparison in bed? Ask any woman about the married or who is married if they married their best sex. The answer is usually no. Yet they are happy with their relationships and love their husbands. Because as women get older, love and beta qualities are much much more important to them than memories from a decade past. Alphas are incapable of having an emotionally fulfilling relationship and pure hedonistic sex can eventually get tiring for them.

In summary, there is nothing wrong with being a beta male. There is pros and cons to both ends of the spectrum. Having said that though, strive to have a mix of both and not be on either extreme end. Its best to be mostly beta with some alpha qualities to mostly alpha with a sufficient amount of beta qualities. If you are mostly beta, there is no need to be ashamed. In my opinion, you arguably get the better deal, life long emotional fulfillment.

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Thankfully, I don't have one.

It doesn’t belong on you, sweetie

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Wise words from eleven years ago.

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My anus keeps getting more and more glorious as the years go by. Crap. I mean Uranus.

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I saw the text elsewhere, and got so turned on by it I just had to make something out of it. It feels so good to pull on my limp penis and create something like this in the process. Man hate is just so hot.

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True.

It’s time to internalize this message, princess

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Denial feels so much better than orgasms. Orgasms make you feel good for few seconds. Denial makes you feel horny and uncomfortable... permanently if you so wish. There is no contest, really. That's why it's so unfortunate the light of my life is as crazy about making my limp clit ejaculate inside her mouth as she is.

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This photo raises so many questions in my head. Why are they in a seemingly empty apartment? Why is he totally naked and chained, but she's in her street clothes? What is the glass in her hands? Why does she seem amused? Has she brought a prospective tenant to see an apartment, but with unexpected results? Or is she the prospective tenant, and he's something that comes with the house? Has she heard the call of nature, so to speak, and she's had to use a pint lying around, perhaps because the apartment is still being renovated and the toilets are still in use? What is she going to do with the pint? Questions, questions... It seems's there's a whole story here, really.

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Just hanging around, I guess.

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I wish I knew she was. I would love to follow her, and see some of her other material. She seems to enjoy the same kind of hings than I do. Plus she has super cute accent. The tits ain't half bad either.

🍒

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Damn.

Sitting in front of AC reading

like an intellectual 👁️👄👁️

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This is naturally work of an AI and stuff, but... it does give me all sorts of ideas,

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Everybody look at the hat, everybody look at the hat... Oh, shit.

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I don't know about you, but I find that small patch of hair above her panty line super erotic. Is it hair? And more importantly, does it make me and all of you dirty old perverts, to wonder whether it is or not?

Princess Honey would break you so easily, beta

[simonthechaste]

As they say, "I don't know if it's art, but I know I like it".