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So I’ve been binge watching Hawai’i Five-O for the first time and now I have this McDanno headcanon/fic idea brain worm I have to get out of my system.
So basically, in this scenario whenever Steve is talking to one of his Navy buddies or anyone he knows who doesn’t know Danny he just goes on about his tiny, blond, spitfire partner on 5-O from New Jersey who’s always busting his balls but also has his back 100% of the time. He of course always has this stupid smile on his face when saying all this so people obviously know how fond he is of Danny.
And of course, Steve just conveniently never says “He” or Danny’s name when he’s talking about him. (Feel free to interpret this as Steve just genuinely not happening to or purposefully not saying pronouns so he can gush about his Danno without regret).
So when these people hear about Danny like this from Steve what are they picturing in their head?
A cute blonde, spitfire WOMAN from NJ that “Smooth Dog” McGarrett is head over heels for.
And then when these people actually meet Danny for the first time they’re like
??????
Hello????
You’re McGarrett’s partner?????
I mean Danny is exactly as Steve described, but very clearly not what they were expecting.
The rest of the Five-O team obviously finds this hilarious and Danny obviously does not (but inside is kind of pleased Steve gushes about him to people).
And Steve is a mix between extremely amused and slightly embarrassed.
Anyways, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk!
#steve mcgarrett#mcdanno#danny williams#danno williams#fic ideas#headcanon#brain worms#hawaii five 0#hawaii 5 0#otp#I love these white guys why can’t they get married#bonus points if Steve also mentions his partners adorable daughter and everyone thinks he has the hots for a single mom lol
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John has an ever growing collection that he started himself but has been enthusiastically contributed to by Bob, Ava and Bucky... can you guess which came from who?
(many thanks to @galafanxy for providing the magnificent idea~)
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Yelena: Since I'm the leader I'm going to set some rules. Well, only one rule: no fucking between teammates.
Ava: You mean no fucking Walker.
Yelena: I didn't want to say it like that but yes, no more fucking Walker.
Alexei: *boos really loud*
Yelena: You too, dad?!
Alexei: No, I'm just looking after the team. Let them fuck whoever they want, Lena.
Bob: You mean Walker.
Alexei: Yes, let them fuck Walker. Look at him, he looks like he needs it.
John, red as a tomato: I hate you all.
Alexei: See, Lena, he's getting bratty. Someone fuck him already.
Bucky: Got it.
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The thing is, i love when they're at eachother's throats obviously, but after the movie I aslo start fancy that new dynamic
Walker really was like a damn puppy around Buck in this movie, I had to draw something
Raaah! I'm so back in marvel fandom, and I like every gay ship there is, buckwalker, walkerbob, winterguardian, you name it
i've been feed so good, now i need to cook
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me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

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Steve and Bucky went out on the town for his birthday :) Happy Birthday Steve!
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Stucky

+ sketches, maybe I'll finish them someday
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sometimes I remember that this was a real actual thing that happened and it gives me a warm fuzzy feeling.
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im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page
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