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Grimmons

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Do you want me to

Do people still make rvb posts

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You. You bring me joy.

Some silly red vs blue crossover with Transformers WIPs! Going to be changed around before it's finished but I love em so far

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If they bring back Red vs Blue they should start letting us vote on what we want to happen in the story but our options should get increasingly more worrying

Start us off with Church dies vs Church lives

End us with Grif gets pregnant vs Simmons gets pregnant

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Here's how grimmons can still win.

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These are the same character

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What's a space marine

A type of homosexuality marketed at straight men

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Straight up just called Caboose "Caboom" and was too awkward to correct it so I just kept going and now one of my friends keeps calling him "the caBOOM guy"

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Holy fucking shit this is cool as hell

we wont talk about how busted the weight painting on this is on account of i havent done it yet. but yayyyyy tuckers model is done finally yayyyy yayyyy :)

and he glows :)

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I LOVE WOMEN

make a poll of your favourite female characters (no limits - as many or as little as you want) and see which your followers like the most!!!

wasn't tagged but encouraging anyone who wants to, make a poll of your own favorite ladies! this was fun to think about. now im off to make a star rail one ^^

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First time posting on Tumblr, this is an old one but my friend said it would “do numbers” here.

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Red Vs Blue community I beg of you do my evil bidding and vote Washington

Round 4, Match 6: Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla vs. Agent Washington

Submitted kids:

Kanan and Hera: Ezra Bridger, Sabine Wren, Zeb Orrelios, Chopper

Agent Washington: The entire red and blue squads

Propaganda under the cut!

Kanan Jarrus and Hera Syndulla:

“The parents ever. Healthiest family dynamics in the galaxy. Families that kill fascists together stay together. Kanan managed to keep an extremely traumatized child on the light side of the force, Hera kept a volatile Mandalorian from blowing herself up (and Chopper from murdering everyone). So good at adopting, they taught Ezra to adopt uncles with increasingly homicidal tendencies. So good at adopting, they successfully competed with the aforementioned crime uncles and kept Ezra. So good at adopting, they managed to adopt a grown ass man 10 years older than them.”

Agent Washington:

“They literally picked him up like a wet cat out of the snow (LITERALLY) and he was like “f-ck I guess I gotta look after these guys now” and then like commits to dying for all of them. He’s so tired dad coded like all he’s got are a bunch of kiddie leashes and fraying sanity”

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The Director is just what happens when a malewife loses his girlboss like what do you MEAN he was a stay at home dad while his wife was off fighting in the war what the FUCK am I supposed to do with that information

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i cannot get over donuts absence in restoration. like, he was obviously the one who should have thrown the unit instead of simmons.

its like theres a hole where donut is missing. a donut hole. donut shaped hole. donuts hole. donuts hole that should be filled. donuts hole that simmons is filling -

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So, Grif's discharge papers - did Simmons print them out his ass?