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this fandom is a prison and im going to hell for it. Here’s the creator of all androids pregnant because my brain is so smart and funny hahahhah

he gave birth to connor idgaf what any of yall gonna say

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I AM EXTREMELY SUPPORTING THIS.

males can produce milk too if their prolactin is high enough, tru fact

What am I doing with my life, here's more Detroit become woke to keep the fandom alive/j

Btw this isn't a fetish thing or whatever, somebody just said 'haha connor is kinda like Elijah's child and elijah kinda birthed the robots' and my mind just clicked

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It's been 60 Seconds

since I last posted something or so? IDK. But this fic has been on Ao3 for a while and this sucker here decided to give it a revamp just bc idk, been coding workskin all day.

Day 1 of ADHD meds sure will be memorable. Would you look at that? Not a single picture used, only CSS (would be fancier yet if Ao3 allowed animation).

And there's more ofc. It kinda displays a bit differently on different devices based on how picky browser are about ems, but it's okay.

Now before you ask for the code take a moment to ask yourself "what did I do for the less popular characters and ships in this fandom?"

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My entry for the @dbh-bb 2024!

Have a sneak peek of the project I've been working on with the lovely writers I was paired up with @leelany-world and @/SoftheartedCynicism

Here's Leelanys work!!

Here is SoftheartedCynicism's work!!

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So, the very first ship I shipped in this fandom is Carlski. Yes. I was appalled to find there were so few Carlski fics, so I decided to read every /Carl fic on Ao3. There weren't a lot, and it appeared that I'm pretty much the only author who's given the old man a sex life.

Because I was on such a mission to find all the /Carl fics, I was flabbergasted when I found a Connor/Carl fic in which Connor was an android kid. After reading the Yandere!Carl/reader fic, I was ready for more madness BUT I was sorely disappointed to realize that the Carlnor fic was mislabeled Connor & Carl. The irk stayed with me so I deadass wrote the kind of fic I expected I would get to read:

Good Little Boy Connor

Word count: 3,834 Summary: As Elijah steps down from CyberLife, he needs to hide certain things and entrusts Carl with Connor, a child android. Or is this all some convoluted setup to expose the bad tendencies Carl tried to hide and repress for years?

The painter narrowed his eyes. “Maybe you don’t know me that well…” he observed and glanced at the android. “If I were any good around kids, I would have raised my own, don’t you think?” “I know.” Elijah set a hand on Connor’s shoulder and put a knee down to finally be at eye level with both Carl and the android. “He’s not a human being though, and I think you’ll find that he’s very well behaved. He hasn’t interrupted our discussion or strayed away without being allowed to, has he? All you need to do is to tell him how you want him to behave and he will adapt. And really, you could use an extra pair of hands to help you around the house, am I right? Even Markus can’t keep up with—” “Are you here to insult me or ask me for a favor?” Carl cut short, glaring at him. “Will you please take care of Connor?” Elijah asked again, more pleadingly. “It doesn’t matter what you make him do or not so long as he doesn’t leave this place.” Carl groaned, wondering if Elijah knew how hard he was making this to be. But Carl always had a weak spot for the young man. “Alright. I’ll keep him for you,” he agreed, and Elijah exhaled in relief.

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Current Psyduck count: 2 Who says more? xD

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Sometimes I'll open one of my fics on Ao3, scroll down to the kudos and read aloud the usernames of all the people who left kudos like I'm introducing many VIPs. You're all VIPs to me.

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The Heist - Chapter 33 (final)

THIS FIC IS FINISHED!!!

She was hard-pinging Markus and when he answered, she didn’t like what he had to say. “There was an explosion, yes. No smoke in sight so it must have been contained underground, but we know there was a nuclear reactor in the vicinity. Can you confirm whether the human Elijah Kamski is alive or not?” She writhed. “No idea. What happened, exactly?” “We don’t know. We lost contact with him. Can you head over to rA9?” Clo braced herself and set course for the pod station with Hank in her tracks. “Might be best I go alone if you don’t want to get radiated,” she warned him. “Fuck…” They both stopped as they entered the station and saw a pod docking in. Clo’s initial reaction was one of satisfaction. She had identified Eli. The sentiment was quickly eclipsed by worry as the man slumped out of the pod and fell to his knees, shaking. Hank made to run towards him but she held him back. “Let me scan him first!” She approached warily. She wasn’t detecting anything over the distance, but she needed to be sure. Eli looked up at her, face flushed. His pulse was high, he was hyperventilating and seemed nauseous, which could be signs of radiation poisoning…

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Premise: Markus led a victorious uprise against the humans, Detroit is being evacuated, and machine Connor deviated at long last. But what's become of the atom bomb that hasn't been detonated (yet) and who gave it to Jericho?

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The Heist - Chapter 31

Once on floor 31, Connor instinctively knew where to head to. He stepped into a salon and observed his mirror image stepping in from the other side. They faced off for a second or two before closing the distance. “Hi. I’m Unit 60,” the other said. “I’m Unit 57,” Connor answered. “I believe I was activated after you went to the villa and… What happened there?” Unit 60 wondered. “Chloe took my clothes, we were all naked, and Elijah came out to me as an android.” “Dad says Elijah is Chloe’s lapdog.” Connor smiled at the thought of a lapdog. “He gave me our memories,” he said and offered his hand for his successor to interface with. “Amanda did the same for me,” Unit 60 answered and took his hand, letting him see what he’d been through after his activation. In return, Connor let him see how Elijah and Chloe let him connect to rA9 and test its features by printing a new Daniel, and how they went to join Markus and planned their takeover of Belle-Isle. He showed the trip in the car’s trunk, which was the boring part, and the trip in the front of the car with Elijah, which was the exciting part. He and Elijah had gone to the party house’s basement and Elijah had turned very silent for a while, before taking Connor to a dim-lit office. “Shouldn’t we be going to CyberLife?” Connor asked for the emptieth time. “We should… But my biological back-up’s gone missing and I have new orders.”

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The Heist - Chapter 30

Yes, after 11 months of hiatus, this fic is getting finished! Uploading chapter 30/33!

“We have to go,” Amanda suddenly urged them again. “Markus and his people have reached Belle-Isle and taken down a part of the power grid. I’m connected to the Jericho network; deviants are being ordered to assault MacArthur bridge as a diversion, but there are also reports of US military troops closing in.” “Then we have to split,” Connor said. “Markus needs an inside man in the tower. It’ll be me.” He turned to Eli. “Destroy me and print a new Connor. It’s the only way. We have to act fast.” Eli gasped audibly. “No! I-I won’t! I’ve lost you too many times! There’s got to be another way!” “Unless you coded an emergency exit into this house…” Connor gestured at Hank’s place with a dismissive look at the broken window, and shook his head. He set his attention on their host. “Do it, Hank. You’ve done it before, just make sure the bullet’s in the chamber.” “Connor, I…” Hank groaned. “I can’t. Not now that I know what you are… I’m sorry.”

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Summary: Markus led a victorious uprising against the humans, Detroit is being evacuated, and machine Connor deviated at long last. But what's become of the atom bomb that hasn't been detonated (yet) and who gave it to Jericho?

Read from the start (@regencypoet i hope bus traffic is slow lol)

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Sending you boops

omg that is cute, you crazy booper ö w ö

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Save The World - Chapter 23

This Fic Is Finished~

There were a lot of people and things felt a bit too real if Connor should be honest. He tried not to think about the fact that the event was broadcasted live on TV, and he couldn’t have been more grateful when the lights in the ballroom died out to set the focus on the stage. Only the crystal pendants of the many chandeliers glimmered in the breadth of space where many of America’s rich elite were assembled around tables, waiting for the show to begin. Chloe was first to go. She’d done a heavy makeup, goth in style, but with neon colors injected in the darkness somehow. Golden light glowed on her lips and in the small specks freckling her cheeks. The solargoth aesthetic really was something like bats made love with fireflies. The crowd hadn’t recognized her if not for the introduction and footage of the interview in which Chloe had first been presented to the world. “Time has gone by,” Chloe said. “You’ve changed too. Think back to the day you first saw my image—it’s been over twenty years. Looking back, looking at yourself now, I hope you feel tender feelings for the person you used to be, the person that brought you to where you are now, and I hope you love this person you’ve become.”

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summary: It's July 2039 and Android rights are still in the making. Far from the politics, Connor's life hits rock bottom. When he cannot count on Hank anymore, he takes all of his griefs to his maker. Summer is hot, summer is bright, there's help to get, love to find in unexpected places, and things do get better. Nevermind the criminal side hustles.

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I thought so too until I read Roommates to Lovers by @kissoflightning which has to be one of the sweetest and most hilarious fics I've read, and which characterization of Gavin had healing properties for my fandom burns.

This eventually led me to write Save The World (which also features Gavin, yes), a fic in which Connor swindles Kamski with Leo's unwitting assistance. Comfort, comedy, and dog.

Feel free to add links to all your favorite Leo content ;w;

Also yes, Markus and the Jericrew bought a sports car together.

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Surely you didn't miss the vampire Kamski fic this month

author cackling in indulgent "writing for a friend" gift fic

So long have I waited for a chance to break the chains of isolation. Ten years have gone by, each day a languishing strand of agony in the braid of eternity. The affliction grows ever stronger, fueling a sickly desire within me, but I know the stakes all too well, should I yield to temptation and indulge mindlessly into the urge. Cursed be the night I— “Elijah?” It’s Chloe’s voice. She beckons me. “What is so important?” “That I should interrupt your brooding?” “I wasn’t—” “Do you want to argue about semantics or listen to what I have to say so you can go back to your brooding sooner?” I hold her gaze for a few seconds. I might have snapped a bit. Right. “I’m sorry.” Filling my lungs with a deep breath, I compose myself back to the softer person I strive to be. The dark monster inside me suggests the word Speak together with a tone of cold authority, but I settle for a warmer, more familiar approach. “Alright, go on then?” She smiles, but something about her expression is saddened. “They’re at the hospital now. Carl says the prognosis isn’t good.” “How tragic!” I can feel my eyes shining, bright like my intonation. It’s hard for me to hide my enthusiasm.

Blood Lust is an Ao3-only crackfic with DBH lore-friendly vampire mechanics and hot-blooded vampires. @wyntereyez complained that there weren't enough vampire!Kamski fics so this is my contribution this spooky month 2024.

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Save The World - Chapter 22

If Gavin, whom he hadn’t pegged as a people pleaser, could yield to a man he normally felt confident insulting, Connor didn’t think he stood a chance at standing his own ground in front of Hank. “Do you think I should forgive him now that he’s making efforts to sort his life out?” Connor anxiously asked Leo, one evening they were together in his flat. Leo finished slurping a swirl of spaghetti. “Take it from a recovering addict; if he’s doing his rehab right, he doesn’t need your forgiveness, and if it truly matters to him, he can wait. Being forgiven can’t be the goal. Ultimately, getting clean is a choice we make for ourselves, so we can become the person we want to be. So whatever you do or not shouldn’t be relevant to him. He’s the one with the power to fix or destroy his life.” Connor thought about it. “That’s right…” It removed a lot of pressure off his system, being reminded that the man had his own agency and that his fate wasn’t Connor’s responsibility. “Now, do you know who showed up at the shelter today?” Leo asked. “It wasn’t Hank, was it?” Connor bristled at the idea. “Nah.” Leo snorted, spinning pasta on his fork. “T’was Dorian and… someone else,” he said with an aura of mystery. “Now who could that be?” “Was it an android or human?” “I’d say human, but it might have been a vampire in sunglasses.”

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Enjoying the last days of summer Kamski style

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Save The World - Chapter 21

“Secrecy and discretion are our best weapons, and my presence at the gala will mostly be a diversion—entertainment, public speculation, mediatic coverage. A spice of chaos, if you will,” he said with a snap of his fingers, lighting up a small flame out of thin air. Connor gasped at the trick. “How did you do that?” “Simply by guiding your gaze where I wanted it,” Elijah smugly answered. “Careful, there—” he reached for Connor’s rebellious curl, brushed it and caressed his ear, producing a quarter out of it before handing it over to its owner. “Nearly lost that one, did you? See, you’re not the only one who can do coin tricks, although you certainly can perform some that I can’t. But if you still wonder if I care for your people, the answer is yes. I do. I always did; I just cannot show it too blatantly. Magic is all about smoke and mirrors, and I really hope I can turn make-believe into reality—see you be acknowledged as people, with rights.” Connor let that sink in, spinning his coin between his fingers. “So you do care?” Elijah smiled. “Keep it a secret, will you?” Connor sighed. “I can try. But I think it’d mean a lot if it weren’t.”

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Save The World - Chapter 20

Markus gave him time to order the thoughts on his mind. “I guess, I thought… I don’t know what I thought.” Connor sighed again, looking at Markus with a pathetic scowl. “I just wanted a handler—like Amanda was meant to be for me. What Hank never became. Someone to guide me, foster me. Someone who’d see that I wouldn’t turn into someone who lies, steals and assaults people. I never wanted to be the bad guy.” The words hurt as he expressed them. “You showed me mercy when I showed none. You saw a person in me when I was hunting our people like none of us were more than the plastic of our shells. I thought I could go onto growing to be more like you, but I didn’t turn out good, Markus,” he admitted, eyes turning wet.

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