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People who confess “Oh I must have my morning coffee before I start my work for the day” are essentially drug addicts…

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If I read books all day, I’m an intellectual. If I read the same type of content on a computer, I’m a introverted sociopath.

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“Respect your elders” is just an adult term for “I was here first”

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The foodnetwork should make an interactive map with all the restraunts they’ve featured across their shows.

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pancakes are weird. We mix together unborn chickens, cow baby food, and grass, squish it into flat circles, then pour tree blood all over it.

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Yoda is so old that maybe the way he talks is how everyone else in the galaxy used to talk and that is why he never changed his grammar, because he’s the only one speaking correctly and everyone else has lost their way.

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Spoons are just little bowls we put in our mouths to eat

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Aren’t we all currently just experiencing our life flash before our eyes before we die.

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now that our internet history is subject to sale, lets just write/run a script to obfuscate, confuse, confound and otherwise mess-up that data – just let our computers go visit internet sites all over the globe completely randomly.

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Probably in 500 years, a “million dollar question” is just a normal question due to inflation

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The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.

Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time (via blunt-science)

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In a philosophical dispute, he gains most who is defeated, since he learns most.

Epicurus (via stardust-seedling)

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@foodnetwork

The foodnetwork should make an interactive map with all the restraunts they’ve featured across their shows.

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