simpleparadox - Tumblr blog

[simpleparadox]

I made a quiz! What poisonous plant are you? I made it sort of quickly but I hope it’s still good :) leave your answer in the tags

[simpleparadox]

I was taking pics of this kitten sitting on her mom when her sister came to square up

[simpleparadox]

I feel like this is the only reason I was given a Photoshop license. 

[simpleparadox]

This is my favorite story ever

[simpleparadox]

I hate hate hate the way I look. It’s really affecting my life. I don’t know who I am anymore and it’s depressing me.

[simpleparadox]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[simpleparadox]

[simpleparadox]

Nobody will read this but...

I should post fucking more. I am a delight.

But tbh, the reason I was hardly on Tumblr was that I got too into Twitter but I have deleted that platform and here I am. Ready to blog shit and laugh for shitty memes.

[simpleparadox]

How old are you

Whew, I feel like a 40 year old with back fat. I’m 28

[simpleparadox]

This is my favourite Snapchat filter (for Mila, of course)

[simpleparadox]

mood for the past two weeks

[simpleparadox]

The Backstreet Boys performing I Want It That Way together from each of their homes is exactly what I needed today.

[simpleparadox]

2010-2011 pop was literally. katy perry doing that weird like candyland fantasy. nicki minaj queen of rap. LMFAO said 'male stripper rights'. rihanna giving sexy but make it tragic. pitbull releasing the soundtrack for like all-inclusive resort holidays to spain. ke$ha giving representation for girls who get too drunk to take their makeup off. lady gaga ended homophobia. and the cast of glee undoing all that hard work. justin bieber becoming to preteen girls what the beatles used to be for women in the 60s. 3oh!3 invented obnoxiouscore. jaaaaason deruulooo. we no speak americano

[simpleparadox]

happy Thursday the 20th

[simpleparadox]

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.

[simpleparadox]

Let’s just leave this right here