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Photo dump of the last few weeks! #myface #Vegas #LivingMyBestLife (at Pole Position Raceway - Las Vegas) https://www.instagram.com/p/CRYKzhhnNTO/?utm_medium=tumblr

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“If Jennifer Coolidge covered ‘Disturbia’ by Rihanna”

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Tiny unit

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I’m about to reblog this post with a cover of a book. The book’s title is Who Can Replace A Man. I want you to imagine a cover for that title, perhaps even a cover that answers the question of who in fact can replace a man. I’ll even help you out: it is a science fiction book. This will not really help you. There is truly no way you will be able to imagine this cover. But try anyway. It’ll be a fun experiment.

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i’m gonna start dressing like leftist caricatures in boomer comics. wearing tshirts that say “CRIME” and “I HATE THE GOVERNMENT”.

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is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i gave you oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

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Learning how to cat

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So how is it that second-hand embarrassment is the single most powerful and weakening emotion one can feel from media?

Tragedy? Delicious.

A hard-earned happy ending? Wonderful.

A convoluted narrative? Keeps you glued.

Simple slice of life? It’s entertaining.

Second-hand embarrassment? Hang on, g, I gotta pause this for fifteen minutes, no, I cannot continue watching this right now, I am just not strong enough.

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Creepy Pokemon made by WednesdayWolf