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it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.

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How many people do you think have lezzed out in Antarctica

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the 't' in james t. kirk stands for textually bisexual

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they are never beating the allegations

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starfleet uniform suppliers HATE this man

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babygirl goes thru it every day of her life

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“paid subscription with ads” is fucking crazy. if you pay for a service and then get served an ad on said service you should be allowed to pipe bomb its executive at no legal risk

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hate when I see the comment "big news for unemployed people" on internet drama. really discounting the dedication of us chronically online employed people. does my 15 minutes in a public restroom at work scrolling online mean nothing to you...

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gap in my résumé cause i was just snuggled up so cozy

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I have not felt as insane about a piece of media as Star Trek: TOS is making me feel in a long time.

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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CITATION NEEDED?!!!

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game changer (dropout.tv) + the onion; i've been here the WHOLE time