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~*~Shop Update - August 2nd at 4pm EST~*~

A new batch of book necklaces is coming to my shop! There are 23 individual necklaces, 3 of which are the open book kind! So if any of these strike your fancy, be sure to check out my shop on Saturday, August 2nd at 4pm EST!

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Your telling me they can make targeted ads that somehow find my legal name and a concerning amount of personal info, but they can’t even give me ads relevant to the whole hemisphere of the planet I’m in? [ID: A comic with 4 panels featuring Nix, an anthropomorphic purple dragon, looking at their laptop and sitting at a desk. Panel 1: In the top corner is a box that says “All winter”. Nix is wearing a thick scarf that comes up and over their snout, a beanie to cover their horns, a thick fluffy jacket and green mittens. An ad plays on their laptop. We can’t see the screen but the audio, displayed in a large spikey speech bubble reads “IT’S SUMMER! Beat the heat with this deal! Doesn’t this whether just make you want to go to the beach?? Get Ice Cream?? Lay in the sun??” Panel 2: Nix replies, though their mouth is covered and they’re shivering “y-y-yeah nah, I Th-Th-Think I’m G-G-Good…” and the speech bubble is shaky looking, with icicles hanging from the bottom. Panel 3: A new scene, mostly the same as the last one, except Nix is wearing a singlet now and is visibly sweating. A fan and air conditioner in the background have been turned on and are blowing air towards nix. In the top corner is another box that says “meanwhile, all summer” and another ad plays on Nix’s laptop with the same spikey speech balloon “THIS WINTER, KEEP WARM WITH ALL THESE AMAZING DEALS! Doesn’t it just make you want to curl up beside of the fire with a hot drink and this COZY WARM JACKET?” Panel 4: Nix replies, “No, it absolutely F@!#ing does not…” /End ID]

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Been thinking about the Leverage episode 10 Little Grifters and how the crux of the plot was the classic “#1 suspect must prove their own innocence by solving the murder”.

I will hold it was very funny that the group’s reaction to their collective belief Nate murdered someone was “Hey man that’s kinda a fucked up thing to do, you good?” Instead of like, thinking to turn him in or really leave him in general without some kind of intervention first.

However what gets me is how anyone on Nate’s team legitimately thought he was the one to kill a mark.

First off, Nate has faced down the man most directly responsible for his sons death with a gun in his hand and still didn’t pull the trigger, so the idea that Nate would finally snap over some random evil rich dude is wild to begin with.

Secondly, if Nate DID decide to just start going after CEO’s like that it’d be like a cross between The Godfather and the Saw franchise. Oil executives are drowning in their own wells, animal abusers are gonna get eaten by dogs, there’s gonna be some full blown Catholic guilt fueled fires of hell shit going on. He’d fuckin’ preach while sending them off.

Dude invented The Gloat specifically so the Bad Guys know who destroyed their lives and why Leverage should list Karma as a founding member.

No way Nate’s just gonna push some asshole off a balcony.

He’s got too many issues for that.

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Has science gone too far

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its really unfortunate that padme no longer used the body double approach to security after aotc because the concept of the queen of fakeout deaths being married to the guy who loses his shit at the thought of her dying is honestly the wildest fucking thing and i think it's underutilised. let's give anakin a few trial runs before his big breakdown ok. maybe seeing padme getting assassinated live on space tv on a monthly basis will let him microdose on acceptance and inner peace. he can get into a different stage of grief each time and maybe when rots rolls around he will be fine

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why did no one tell me lestat is an acronym for his brothers names LMAOOOO gabrielle really said oh man another one idgaf call him L.E.S.T.A.T.

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spin the wheel and assign an animal to prev

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The Lemons  -  Renato Guttuso , 1981 .

Italian, 1911 - 1987

Mixed technique on paper applied on wood, 33 x 21.5 cm.

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Finally finished shading my favorite commission ever! It was originally supposed to be just flat color but it came out so well I had to shade it! This was done for the lovely @incredifishface !! I hope you like it shaded as well!!

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KPOP DEMON HUNTERS icons pack

Please like or/and reblog if you take any!

made by the-maidofmischief

200x200 px

requested by @anon

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Are you serious about being named after a pet space lizard from a soviet sci fi novel?

I feel like there's a bit of a story there to tell. If you feel comfortable, I'd like to hear it.

Have a good day!

Alas, the only story to tell is that my mom told me "oh yeah you were totally named after a pet space lizard from a soviet sci fi novel", AND THEN I NEVER MANAGED TO FIND OUT WHICH NOVEL IT WAS

She doesn't remember the title, and Google is of no help rippp

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I wouldn't say I'm a lapsed cultist. I still accept the basic worldview--I believe that Cthulhu lies in R'lyeh in a deathlike sleep, I believe his Star-spawn shall one day cleanse the earth and usher in an age of shouting and killing and reveling in joy, yada yada--but I'm not, y'know, religious about it. Cthulhu has lied sleeping for, like, countless aeons, he's probably not waking up in my lifetime. I doubt giving up my Friday nights to chant "Cthulhu fhtagn" with a bunch of naked old guys in a basement is gonna wake him up any faster. I mean, if I ever have kids, I'll probably start going again, but that's more about teaching good morals.

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