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Losing weight is like you’ve gotta eat less. But not so much that you go into starvation mode or go so crazy from the calorie deficit that you snap and eat the entirety of the contents of your fridge. And get enough nutrients while you’re at it. Also don’t develop an eating disorder again. I’m mentally clinging to the top of a tree like a scared cat.

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*a few months after The Ithaca Saga*

Odysseus: *wakes up at the dead of night drenched in cold sweat*

Penelope: Love? What's wrong?

Odysseus: That prophet son of a bitch- IT WAS ME!

Penelope: What??

Odysseus: I WAS THE MAN WHO WAS HAUNTING ALL ALONG!!

Penelope: *pulling him down and hugging him* ok dear just go back to sleep.

*meanwhile in the Underworld*

Tiresias: Fucking finally that dumbass

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I feel

I feel like ironman, this age

A little microplastics race

My heart

Broken at birth, the start

Of villain era wars

The stars

They watch and change

The future lines in my face

My face

A book worth burning

A page worth turning

To the blackening flames

A case

Cold and cracked

Sold and stacked

My hands

Blooded and battered

I have fought no fights, Im scattered

To the winds

The winds

Up or down and out or in

A web vast and thin

Nothing

Hidden or revealed

I feel

Stars at my neck

I feel

Fires at my back

I feel

My heart beating.

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don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

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I think monday I will find out my recruiter gave up on me. I must have some awful blood for those leeches to reject.

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when i was a kid, a new family moved into our neighborhood. my parents wanted to welcome them, so my dad made a bowl of salsa and went over with my mom to introduce themselves. the husband of the new family was very excited when he got the salsa—he was a professional chef and as such no one ever made food for him because they always assumed he’d think it was bad, just because he was a good cook.

the moral of the story: give your artist friends art! give your writing friends writing! and give your chef friends food! even if they’re “better” at it than you. i can assure you that they’ll love it regardless because it came from you.

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Goodnight, as in this is a night to be good on. Asses down, no fuckery, silence and darkness only.

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Is that a trick question?

so how's it going

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I wonder if the Gods are watching

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

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You could ask money for this.

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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I don’t think there should be an upper limit to the size of toads

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The "seal" is a social construct invented by neurotypicals. What y'all want is an autistic person who, for their own goddamn sanity, can't endure your talking a moment longer.

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