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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous
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i love when ppl say “that’s so you” it feels good to know i exist and have a vibe
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when y/n does something so bad/embarrassing you have to facepalm and close your eyes for a minute


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#how it feels talking to younger generations at work about major past events
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old people are always like “you guys want everything to be easy” yessss queen exactly……
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not putting your grocery cart back is the same as littering to me idc
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These gifs are just a SMIDGE of my reactions at the start, during and by the end of reading this fic. I LOVED every bit of it. Urg!! Penny immediately checking in and the subtle look of approval BEFORE engaging in a coversation with Bob👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾. "Because I can guarantee you that none of the girls there were 'ugly'". He said, "The only ugly people there were the fellas that I bet have a face only a mother could love." - Yes and yes!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾. Bob giving compliments.... AHHHH!! Bob introducing her to Phoenix, Hangman and Rooster. The lift home being approved by Penny😊😊😊😊. "That's a threat, Floyd . Don't break your rep." 😂😂😂😂😂. Both obviously thinking about not getting each other's contact info.... fast forward to the next day and Bob's in the bookstore🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰. I loved this! Definitely keen for a Part 2, awesome fic!!
Dog-Fight (Bob Floyd x Reader)
DESCRIPTION: You thought it was just a party. But you soon find out that it was a 'Dogfight'—a cruel contest where the men compete to bring the “ugliest” date they can find. And you were part of the joke. Humiliated and blindsided, you walk out, finding yourself at The Hard Deck. But there you find Bob Floyd. Quiet, kind, and nothing like the man who brought you there. WORD COUNT: 3.6k WARNINGS: Inspired by the movie Dogfight (1991). Emotional hurt/comfort. Reader owns a book store. Fluff! Asking out! Angst with a happy ending. Sorry Marines. NOTES: If ya'll like it, I'll write a part 2- cause I think Bob could confront the marine hehe MY MASTERLIST - READ ON AO3!
It was all her fault. She shouldn’t have believed a single word coming from that Marine’s mouth. She should’ve figured. When a tall, handsome brunette came into her bookstore, she should’ve sensed the trouble. But instead, she was swept up in the idea that maybe her storybook ending was finally beginning.
He had talked so smoothly. “Well, a fine lady like you oughta be at a party on a fine Saturday night like this. Not kept up in this stuffy old store.”
She had tried to put up a fight. Say that the store needed to be properly closed… But next thing she knew, she was running upstairs to throw on one of her dresses. She didn’t have many. So she settled for a springtime floral dress and some light makeup.
Well, now she walked down the sidewalk with that light makeup stained down her face. Her floral dress felt like a kid's uniform. The ���party’ had turned out to be something the Marines call a ‘dogfight’. The man with the ugliest date was to be crowned the victor and win from a collected pool of money. But she didn’t stick around to find out if her date had won or not. Because when she overheard some of the other girls discovering the events' nature in the bathroom, she felt sick to her stomach.
With a prompt slap to her date, she stormed out of the party and was now walking aimlessly down a beach. She just needed to get away from it all. The ocean waves shushed her thoughts that rattled her head like a shaken box of bees. Was she really that hideous? Did her date win? How could she be naive?
Even though the night tides had a calming effect, she couldn’t help but get the compact mirror from her purse and check her makeup. Her mascara had run all down her cheeks, and her blush suddenly felt like too much. She combed through her hair with her fingers. It had gotten messy from all the dancing, because honestly, she was having a fun time before being awoken from her blissful ignorance.
Looking up, she noticed warm lights in the near distance. Acoustic guitar played from inside what looked like a beach bar. The sight of it felt like seeing an oasis in the middle of the desert. She wasn’t a heavy drinker in the slightest. But god damn it, after the night she had?
She stumbled through the sand in her heels toward the bar. Looking inside the open doors, it was cozy. There weren’t many patrons since it was getting a little late, and this seemed like the type of place older folks would attend. But even with that, she decided to duck into the bathroom first.
Once she got into the bathroom, she ran to the sink and splashed water on her face. She rubbed her makeup off, a difficult task without makeup wipes or remover. So her fingers instead rubbed her skin raw with nothing but water. She’d rather have a sad red face than look like a rodeo clown.
Looking at herself in the mirror, she felt this feeling of patheticness bubble up in her gut. Tears brimmed her already swollen eyes. She hiccuped and wiped them away as best as she could. But as she wiped away old tears, new ones formed. She couldn’t bear to look at herself anymore.
She ran out of the restroom, hiding her face by looking down at the tile floor. But as she came out into the small hallway, she accidentally bumped into someone with a surprised ‘OH!’
“I-I’m sorry-” She stammered out, not even looking at who she bumped into.
“It’s okay.” A gentle male voice said with just the subtlest hint of a midwestern accent.
But before she could look at who owned that pretty voice, she booked it down the hallway and towards the bar. It felt like the whole world was staring holes into her. Even though rationally, nobody was, she felt like she couldn’t breathe. Like the walls were suffocating her.
The bartop felt like a checkpoint, and luckily, nobody else was sitting in any of the stools. She practically collapsed into a seat. Catching her breath, she looked up to find an older woman behind the bar. With dark hair and pitying eyes, the bartender made her way over to her.
“Hey, pretty girl. Rough night?” The bartender said affectionately, like a mother would. The nickname felt incredibly ironic.
She nodded and hiccuped. “Y-yeah.”
The bartender took in her disheveled appearance. She came in closer and put her hand on the bar. “Do I need to call for help?” Her eyes widened. “No. No. I’m okay. Just… I’m never letting a Marine take me out ever again.”
The bartender laughed with bitter relief.
“Well, they don’t typically come here, lucky for you. Just some Navy pilots since we’re right by Top Gun.” The bartender explained, pouring a rum and Coke, then a glass of water. She slid it over to her. “On the house. Name’s Penny. Holler at me if you need anything else.”
She looked up and nodded in appreciation. “Thank you.” She took a big sip.
Penny walked away to organize some of the crates under the bar. Leaving her to drink and sulk in peace. She sniffled and wiped her eyes with an exhale. Luckily, the conversation with Penny seemed to distract her just slightly. But her heart still felt heavy. She took another hefty swig. Hopefully, if she made it through this drink fast enough, it would all slam into her fast and lift her spirits.
But then suddenly, from behind her,
“Are you okay?” That same gentle voice from the hallway.
She swiveled in the stool and turned to connect a face to the voice. A handsome face at that. With wide cobalt blue eyes behind a pair of wire-framed glasses, he looked at her with a sense of genuine concern.
But then she looked down and saw his khaki uniform. Military. Unsure of what. But military. And she had experienced enough humiliation for the night. Fool her once…
“I’m fine.” She turned back around and sipped her drink.
“I saw you in the hallway, and you were crying. So I just wanted to check up on you.”
“Sorry, you’re barking up the wrong tree, bud.” Woah Jesus, maybe she shouldn’t have chugged that drink so fast.
Penny looked up from the other side of the bar, and her gaze drifted past her shoulders. Towards the man.
“I-I’m not trying to imply anything-” He stammered, looking between both women, and now she felt a bit of guilt.
She looked back at him and took in his looks. He was cute, and he held himself surely, but a nervous look covered his face. He didn’t look like the Marine from earlier. He had been sharp and with the face of a movie star. This guy looked like he was from planet Earth, with gentle features. He had the type of face you couldn’t possibly stay mad at.
“I’m sorry-” She choked out, “I’ve just had a rough night.”
“Well, you can talk to me about it if you’d like.” He said, and after a moment he added, “I’m Bob.”
She glared at him skeptically before returning to her drink and seeing Penny not so subtly watching the interaction. The bartender nodded with a comforting smile. Okay, he had Penny’s approval.
“Y/n.” She said, pulling out the seat next to her.
So-called Bob nodded and sat down in the seat. “I’m sorry you’ve had a bad night.”
She stirred the straw in her water, still hesitant. “Yeah, just… God. I don’t even know where to start.” Closing her eyes, she sighed, unsure of what to admit.
“Well, what made you start crying?” His voice was so soft compared to the 80s rock music playing on the jukebox and the distant laughter and conversation of the bar.
Just rip off the band-aid. She needed to admit what happened to somebody before she exploded.
She laughed bitterly, “I was part of a dogfight!”
Tears brewed again in her eyes. But Bob just looked at her with confused furrowed brows. She shook her head at him.
“Come on, you have to know what that is. I’m sure you and your little buddies do it all the time.” She added angrily, “I didn’t know what it was before tonight, but I guess it’s a stupid common ritual.”
There was tense silence as he nodded, trying to follow along, but it was clear he was incredibly confused.
“Dogfight like… like in a jet?” He asked innocently
“What? No? Why would I be in a jet?”
His brows raised, “Because you… do that in a jet?”
She turned to him now. Maybe he actually didn’t know what the hell she was talking about. But before she could say anything, he added,
“Could you explain to me what you mean?” He asked politely.
God, why’d he have to be so sweet? It kept taking her off guard.
“I got asked out to a party by this Marine tonight, and it turned out to be a competition for… who could bring the ugliest date.” It’d be less embarrassing if someone put a ‘kick me’ sign on her back.
Bob’s face revealed this shocked expression. His eyes grew all wide and his mouth dropped slightly. “That’s awful.”
“Yeah, well, that’s what all your buddies are doing tonight, sailor.” She hissed, grabbing her drink and taking a bigger swig. Usually, she’d finish drinks relatively slow, but tonight she had finished a glass in record speed.
“I’m not a Marine. Well, I mean- we’re both Navy. But I’m a Naval Aviator.” He clarified, “I don’t think any of our guys have done something like that… Though it’s not like I get invited to many parties.”
That made her want to smile, but she refused to let one out. He didn’t seem like the type of guy who would take part in that sort of thing. But it was hard to trust anything coming out of a man’s mouth at the moment.
“And I don’t know why he’d bring you.” Bob added, “I-I don’t mean to sound like I’m coming on to ya, but you’re pretty.”
She scoffed. “You don’t gotta lie. Apparently, I’m a dog.”
“No, no-” He shook his head with a little crooked smile, “I mean it. I can’t lie to save my life, and I think you’re pretty.”
Thank god her face was already red from crying to prevent him from seeing the blush that overcame her. But unfortunately, it didn’t stop him from seeing the tears in her eyes overflowing. She shook her head back at him.
“All the girls there were prettier than me.” She explained, “If that’s the case, then how could I be?” Her voice cracked.
Bob tilted his head with a soft smile, and he leaned forward.
“Because I can guarantee you that none of the girls there were ‘ugly’.” He said, “The only ugly people there were the fellas that I bet have a face only a mother could love.”
That made her laugh through her tears. It was true. The guys there really had the nerve to judge while looking how some of them did.
“You’re even prettier when you smile,” Bob suddenly said.
Somehow, someway, it didn’t feel like he was trying to get her in bed with him. There was a sense of genuineness behind his tone.
“And I like your dress.” He added.
She shook her head again, but this time with a small smile. “At least all the other girls wore dresses that didn’t look like they were for Easter mass. I look like a toddler.”
“No, you don’t. I-I like the flower design.”
It was clear he didn’t really know how to explain why he liked the dress, and that just made her blush and laugh again.
“How’d you end up here?” He asked curiously.
She exhaled with a shrug. “I heard some of the girls in the bathroom as they realized what was going on. I… I slapped my date in the face and stormed out. Walked all the way from Third Street to the beach, just a hot mess.”
He pushed her water over to her at that. “That’s a far walk. I’m glad you slapped him.”
The drink buzzed in her head. She sipped her water at the reminder. “I’d be stupid not to.” She sighed.
At that, a few other people dressed in the identical khaki uniform approached him. A man with a moustache patted his back.
“Hey, man. We’re all heading home.” The man said, though it was clear that he and his other friends were looking over at who had stolen Bob’s attention. “Hi.”
“Hi,” She said, awkwardly looking down, not wanting her face to be seen.
“Guys, this is Y/n.” Bob said surely, “Y/n, this is Rooster. Then these guys are Hangman and Phoenix. They’re my co-workers.”
It was surprising that Bob was so sure in introducing her. He almost seemed proud to be talking to her, and that made her ears burn hot. The three other aviators said their hellos.
“We’ll see you Monday, man. Get home safe.” Rooster, the mustached one, said, squeezing his shoulder. He sent Bob a wink before leaving.
Watching them leave, Bob suddenly realized something. “Do you have a way home?”
Shit. Her eyes widened at the same realization.
“I-I can drive you. But if you don’t feel comfortable, that’s understandable.” He offered.
She looked at him, then to Penny, unsure. She knocked on the bartop to get her attention. “Does he come here often?”
“Every Friday with those other guys.” Penny nodded.
“Can I trust him?”
Penny laughed with an easy grin. “He’s the most trustworthy one. He doesn’t drink. He ain’t stupid. And he keeps to himself for the most part.”
Bob smiled a little at the praise until she added,
“That’s a threat, Floyd. Don’t break your rep.”
His smile dropped, and he nodded. “I’d never.”
His nervous voice just made her trust him more.
“I’ll take you up on that offer, if that’s okay.” She said softly
Walking out to the parking lot, he led her to a baby blue truck. It was rustic and old-fashioned, and it felt reflective of who he was. She was a little confused on why he walked to the passenger side until he opened the door for her.
“Letting me drive?” She joked.
“Absolutely not,” Bob replied wittily.
She giggled and got into his passenger seat. When he shut the door for her, her nerves ran rampant again. Please, god, don’t be a murderer. Please, god, don’t be a murderer. Please god-
He opened the door and got into the driver's side. “Where are you located?”
That had to be a good sign, right? That he was asking?
“The bookstore on Elmer. I live right above it.” She explained
“Got it.” He said before backing out of the parking space.
As he began to drive, there was a small silence. It felt slightly awkward now as they were virtually strangers in this quiet nighttime drive together. Fortunately, her store wasn’t too far, so if it was a suffocatingly awkward drive, it would be quick.
“You own that store?” Bob asked curiously, breaking the silence.
She nodded. “Yeah. It was my parents, but I took it over so they could retire.”
A little smile took his face as he was lit by the backsplash of the headlights and the traffic lights. He was a pretty man.
“That’s nice.” He said softly. His voice was so naturally soft. She wondered what he’d sound like if he were angry. He didn’t seem like the type to do that often. “Is that what you wanted to do? Take over the store?”
She nodded again. “It’s great. I get to spend my whole day organizing books, and I get access to the new releases early. People are pretty nice, too. It’s not like food service.” She looked over at him. “Is being a… what’s it called? Naval aviator, what you wanted to do?”
Bob continued to drive as he pursed his lips and nodded. “Yup. Pretty much wanted to fly ever since I was a kid. So I spent my whole life studying, determined to do it somehow, someway.”
He started pulling up to her street, but she wanted to learn more. She wanted to hear more about his job and what exactly he did. Because god knows she knew absolutely nothing about the Navy.
Her store was hard to miss, considering it was painted a bright purple. The color of the apartment from Friends. A big sign saying KINGS BOOKSHOP was posted on the front.
“This it?” He asked.
“Yup. Good guess.”
He laughed and pulled aside to the curb. She sat there for what felt like a moment too long. There was almost no sound except for the soft blow of the air conditioner and the chirping of crickets from outside.
They both turned to look at each other, and when their eyes met, they looked away quickly with shared nervous chuckles. She undid her seatbelt, forcing herself to get up.
“Thank you. Uh- for everything. Listening to me and taking me home.” She said
“No problem. I-I hope your night gets better.” He nodded, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel.
She opened the door and stepped out. “Bye, Bob.”
“Night, Y/n.”
She shut the door and walked up to the store doors. Part of her was gnawing to get that man’s number. To ask him to see him again. And when she looked back, she saw his forehead to the wheel… Maybe he’s contemplating the same thing.
Against her own judgement, she opened the door and went inside.
It was the next day, and she was doing her best to forget about the sweet Navy man who had cheered her up the night before. But she found herself lost in thought. Accidentally misplacing books in the wrong sections. Leading people to the wrong aisles. Forgetting what she was doing in the middle of a task. It was like she couldn’t stop thinking about him. The horrific start to the night before was practically ancient history. She would’ve been miserable, playing the night over and over, if it weren’t for the electric memories with Bob.
She was on the rolling ladder, placing some romance books on the top shelf, when the bell chimed. A customer. She stood on her tiptoes to reach the shelf.
“Welcome in!” She called out.
Finally getting the book in its place, she climbed down the ladder and looked over to see the man who had been occupying her head the whole day. Bob stood studying the display tables through his glasses. She practically almost gasped at the sight of him wandering in his khaki uniform. Suppressing it, she couldn’t resist the grin that overtook her face.
“Hi.” She bubbled out.
He looked up and saw her. “Hi.”
They stood at what felt like a standoff, his fingers frozen on the cover of one of the books. She walked over and looked at which display table he had been looking over. Unable to restrain herself from giggling, she looked between him and the group of books.
“Didn’t peg you to be a monster romance guy.” She teased.
He looked at her, confused, then looked down at the table to find some strange-looking covers. Lots of shipwrecked women and werewolves. His eyes widened as he broke out of his daze.
“Oh, uh- don’t know if that’s my thing.”
“The history books are in the back corner.” She read him… like a book.
He chuckled and scratched the back of his neck. “Thanks.” A blush overcame him as she went back to taking books off a cart. She hoped he didn’t notice how her hands had a slight shake to them. Trying to play it cool was proving to be more difficult than she anticipated.
“I actually just-” Bob started, leading to her head picking up.
“Yeah?”
“I wanted to ask you to lunch. Or-or dinner. Whenever you’re available.” He stammered in his typical bashful tone.
She couldn’t hide the redness in her cheeks and the way her lips curved into a smile. There was no way to play it cool here.
“Like a date?” She asked, holding onto a stack of books.
He nodded eagerly, as if he didn’t clarify, it would never happen. “Yes. Yes, a date. I was killing myself last night for not asking you, but I didn’t want to come onto you during a time where you just needed a friendly face.”
“I-I’d love to.” She choked out, “The shop closes at six if you wanna go out for dinner? Maybe get a few drinks at that bar last night?”
His face lit up at her response. A small, shocked exhale came out of him.
“Yeah, that works.” He nodded. The rapidly approaching silence between them was filled with electricity. He suddenly grabbed a random book. “I wanna buy this too.”
“You really don’t have to-”
“No, no, I want to! I want to read-” He insisted, then looked at the cover, “Wrecked By Cthulu…” His voice trailed off.
She laughed so hard she could barely breathe. “How about I show you some books you might actually like, then we can go from there?”
He was too sweet. If that wasn’t apparent already by his behavior the night before.
“Yes, please.” He nodded.
She beckoned him to follow her, and she felt butterflies in her stomach. It felt entirely strange to be thankful for the horrific night before. If it weren’t for a man making her feel so ugly, she wouldn’t be feeling as pretty as she did with Bob’s eyes following her every move.
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tips to get your life back on track after a breakdown™
sleep. your body needs to rest. the average panic attack takes as much energy as running a half-marathon. let yourself rest. take a 20 minute nap. any longer and you’ll hit your REM cycle, and you’ll wake up worse off. after, you’ll feel so much better.
clean something. literally anything. a plate, a drawer, the whole mf bathroom. it doesn’t matter how much or how little. it’ll make you feel more in control, and it’ll make your surroundings more appropriate for recovery.
get some fresh air. even just opening your window for a few hours will help. if you feel up to it, take a walk. take your dog. pick some flowers. cloudgaze. even just sit in your garden for a bit. your body will thrive off of non-stale air.
eat and drink. I know for some people, myself included, this is Hard. it’s alright if all you can manage is a granola bar, or some cereal. anything is progress and will fuel your body. drink water if you can, but anything apart from alcohol will hydrate you.
take a shower. I have clinical depression. have done since I was 12. I know how hard it is to take a shower. but it fucking helps. if you don’t do anything else off this list, do this. it’ll help more than you know.
talk to someone. I can’t stress this enough. humans are social creatures! we crave interaction. even the most introverted introvert needs to talk to someone. call your mom. text a buddy. skype your brother. chat to your local cashier. anything !! you’ll feel less alone, and hopefully get some good serotontitty flowing.
do something fun! same as above, it’ll make u feel so much bette, and provide a distraction. some good options are writing, drawing, watching a movie, dancing - anything you enjoy!
be kind to yourself. it’s okay if you relapsed, or if you had a bad day, or anything else. treat yourself gently. you wouldn’t so harsh to a friend in your situation. it’s gonna be okay.
if you can’t do all of these, it’s okay. there are better days ahead. this, too, will pass.
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