Unless my math is way off (not using metric system made me want to cry),
A flamingo weights around 6 pounds, and it consumes about 60 grams (2 oz) of shrimp a day, which at a shrimp's weight of 0.33 oz is about 6 shrimps so, let's make it easy and say 1 shrimp per pound.
I'm guessing Fig weights some 135 pounds (not sure of her height, but that seems alright for a teen girl).
Meaning Fig would need to eat 135 shrimps (close to 3 pounds) per day to achieve that.
You know how Flamingos are pink because of the shrimp they eat. That's also why Fig's skin is pink. It's not her fiendish heritage. It's her sheer shrimp intake. Yeah, she's a fiend. A fiend for shrimp.
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Wait, wait, wait, i didn't see anyone bring this up, but IMAGINE: Aelwyn finds out her little sister's first crush did this. That guy won't have balls, magic, or the will to live before he can even think, "Sorry." He will never even see her coming.
One day, you are just a part of a sneaky, sub par adventuring group, and the next you get a notification that Aelwyn Abernant added you to her nemesis list.
Manifesting this for Adaine
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spotify getting rid of the heart to like songs and replacing it with the plus to force me to have playlists is this close to just breaking me. i want to listen to my 3841 song high pile of trash on shuffle like god intended.
i want to listen to Class of 2013 on repeat 17 times in a row and then chase it down with some Irish folk, this is how i am meant to consume music, why do you force me into your aesthetic organised nonsense, i will not submit
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Finally organised my blog a bit, now all shirt review posts are under one tag (shirt review post, also linked in blogs description)
enjoy for fashion, and no other reasons, this is only for sartorial reasons, nothing else
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1 like and I will make shirt reviews for the first season of Fantasy High
Although, for real, should I?
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