Four OCs based on Balatro Jokers, with a healthy dose of lore to dump. Only interact if +18, Fat kink and SFW both on the table
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"What are you striving forrr~🎶? What kind of life do you want to live~🎶?"
"Reveal unto me thine aspiraaattioonnns~🎶..."
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"Come, my wanderrriiing chiiiild~🎶..."
"Tell me wishes, and your aspiraaationnnns~🎶..."
"I will seeee to it that they are heaarrrd~🎶..."
"In this world and the worlds beyooo-oond~🎶..."
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Send "Thoughts on __?" for my muses thoughts on that kink, muse, or object.
Please specify muse for multimuse blogs.
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Fluff Meme: Cuddles Edition
“Mm…you’re warm….”
“You are ridiculously comfortable…”
“Awe! But I don��t want to get up….”
“Get back here and cuddle with me…”
“Nope! You’re my prisoner today…”
“I’m tired, come to bed and cuddle with me please?”
“Well I guess I could come over there and cuddle with you for a bit…”
“Well if it’ll make you feel better…”
“A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.”
“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….”
“I’m sorry babe; I’m just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please?”
“I always sleep better when you’re here with me…”
“Why don’t we just relax and cuddle all day, hmm?”
“I’m really sore today, could we just take it easy and cuddle today please?”
“Somehow cuddling with you is even better than I expected it to be…”
“Can we cuddle for a bit please? I’m feeling kinda down…”
“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”
“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”
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"Well, it seems very critical to Apatina's identity that she is one. As her teacher and confidant, I want to understand her better!"
"Hmm... I'm afraid nothing comes to mind. I'm a rather slow reader, in all honesty. I've only read through a third of the Divine Comedy. At this rate, generations will pass before I've finished it."
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"What does it... mean exactly, to be a nerd?"
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📕 for The Moon
"I can't say I'm not enamored by the type of life my student so eagerly lived before."
"I believe I understand that desire... to surround oneself in beauty, and comfort, and luxury, as she did from day to day."
The beauty and comfort and luxury Apatina surrounded herself with:

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From the Wall, since she seems like the one least likely to give bad advice, I wanna see what her actual bad advice is
"Don't think about it too hard. Doesn't matter what 'it' is, it probably isn't worth hurting your brain over."
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Send 📖 to get really bad advice from my muse
Bonus points for also giving a topic.
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"Does hand-feeding someone chocolates with their arms draping against your back and your fingers in their mouth count as sex?"
"Oh, who am I kidding, of course it does."
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The Needle went silent as Quinn ate, before opening her mouth in response, the entirety of her mouth having to stretch to accomodate the popped kernel. She vehemently disagreed but... it'd be useless to say that much.
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Hello! My name is Mage/Melly. If you are reading this, you have stumbled upon my blog where I roleplay as my favourite women but obese.
You may find the rules here...
...the kinks I will write, here...
...and my muse list, here.
Please enjoy your stay, and don't be a stranger!
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Needle sounds like she’s making some emotional breakthroughs! My theory works! Now we just need to make everyone in the casino giant blobs to kickstart their development and/or friendships, right~?
"Right, right... for the 'friendship.' Uh-huh." Ava nodded. "We just need to figure out how to coax allll of them right where they need to be, right?" Malicious ideas were already starting to form in her head. How easy things would be if everyone else was a useless blob... Oh, and how sexy, too, she supposes.
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"Hey, wh-what are you getting at?" The Needle tried to recede, but the stack of rolls propping her up prevented her head from going any further than a few inches away from Quinn. "I just mean that I don't want to feel things from that! Does it matter what those things are?"
"W-what I feel from this shouldn't matter. It's a breach of my duty, regardless... It was an embarrassing thing to let myself do in the first place, and it's even more embarrassing now, being so soft and... cuddly-"
She stopped herself, her lips pursing to seal her mouth shut. Not even Quinn's prodding with the delectable treats on offer opened them back up.
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"Tender? Caring? Mmmrgch... Since when was I ever supposed to feel that way." The Needle eagerly chomped at the popcorn, despite herself. "Of course it's strange. I shouldn't have ever felt it to begin with..."
"I wish I could say I felt nothing, but I'm so big, it regularly happens, and it-" She paused. She refused to put a word to it. Not with how she was thinking right now.
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"I mean, what else is there to say? I'm a beached whale, I'm sweaty and itchy and hungry all the time, I can't get out from this spot to save my life..." She sighed, kicking her uselessly flabby legs around for emphasis, jiggling but a small portion of her endlessly blobby ass.
"And I feel so... I dunno, sensitive? Like I'm lost in an ocean, but I can feel everything prodding and..." She huffed. "Touching me, sometimes. Nobody's ever put their hands on me before, but now everyone has to to move me around, and... lotion me, and stuff."
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How is Needle doing? Is she still.... well... 'on vacation'....?
"Laugh it up, why don't you..." The sickly green sea of lard wiggled around uncomfortably, her usually bottle-sized arms trapped in rolls upon rolls of blubber. No matter how hard she wobbled, these two tons would stay. "I'd... hardly call it a vacation. I've been humiliated, ignored, used as food disposal, and I haven't killed anyone for nearly a week..."
She sighed... she had been feeling more like a plaything at this point than a person, least of all a murderous warrior. The only things that differentiated one sweaty, sweltering day from the next was whatever food she would be coaxed into swallowing down, at the mercy of the other Blinds and her massively greedy stomach.
"Even if I do lose all this..." Her immense middle growled and shifted. "I don't think I'll ever be the same again."
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