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Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

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better call saul is so funny because epsiodes will start with really emotional and dialogue heavy jimmy sequences and then cut to 10 uninterrupted minutes of mike nonchalantly pulling off an insanely convoluted heist in complete silence

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oh we are so back in a way we’ve never been back before

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Yes

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WERE SO BACK

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@appletv: Happiness is Contagious.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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i understand why people like the queue and i do respect you guys for using it but that is just not how i roll. if i think these 37 posts are funny you’re seeing them right fucking now

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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if tumblr shuts down you can find me on tumblr. ill still be here. they cant make me leave

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this might not be everything you dreamed of when you were 12.

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lumon's department sizes are so funny. "how many people do we need to refine some super important data?" uhhhh four i guess. at most. "what about the company marching band?" fuck ur so right. we need a company marching band with like fifty people. this is of prime importance to the lumon mission.

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Happy Pi Day, folks!

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If I had a nickel for every time I enveloped myself in an animal island game while my country was collapsing, I’d have two nickels.

Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice