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Sir Pentious and the bad bitch he (accidentally) pulled by being silly.
#where's this AU?#lmfao who wants to write that AU with me?#XD#my pen can get all the deer#radiosnake
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take the day off from being the bigger person and choose violence, you deserve it
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Ladies Night Starter Call
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Hell's Elite Starter Call

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Noteworthy Sinner Starter Call

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Sinner Starter Call

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Their afterlives were on the line every day in Hell. Redemption wasn't going to work. But if Pierre wanted to self improve for a while, Arackniss could understand that.
Pierre was a guy worth waiting for. To Niss, anyway.
"Pft. Oh yeah, I'll have a real nice package fer ya...~"
Comes the snickered line, Niss rolling a few of his red narrow eyes as he did so.
"It'll be fine. I'll see ya tonight. Same time?"
@sinnerxroulette (Arackniss) "So you want me to come over tonight...?"
"Yes? If you don't want to, I'm sure I can find some other way to entertain myself without you. It's not easy but I have been getting better at it. Sort of have to around here, I'm not fighting Vaggie for who needs to get fucked more." He mused as he closed the door to his room behind himself.
"Angel is here tonight though...so, I won't blame you too much if you don't want to risk it."
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A peal of laughter leaves her mouth, hugging the deer man warmly as she did so. And is more than happy to linger.
"Far too long! Agreed! A dynamic duo like us shouldn't be kept apart!"
@damnedrainbows wanted a Rosie starter!
"Oh! Al! Fancy seein' you here!~"
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"PPfttt, even if all the students just put in the effort to study that they did trying to get my attention, there'd still be too many people going to Hell."
Comes the light retort from Lucifer, all dry and humored.
"But agreed, it is sad that they even bother. Especially because I don't take the deal! All that trouble and they just learn how to make apple pancakes or something from me."
He snickers, shrugging lightly.
@sinnerxroulette (Lucifer) "I tried it for fun but....uh...Hey?~"
Are You Alastor’s Type?

"Goodness gracious! Out of every, possible scenario I could have possibly thought up, I would have never imagined that I would even have anything remotely in common with you, Your Highness. Nor did I even consider myself to be your type~ Color me surprised~"
#OoooOooo alt blogs! sure sure!#alastors-radioshow#lucifer#lucifer's just i wont take your soul but I can show you how to make a great dessert that everyone will like!#lol
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The image of such a large and imposing man like Cain being a fusser was hilariously endearing, Alastor's grin slanted a bit.
"Oh! Speaking of taking care of oneself! Depending on the film playing in the theater, I can enjoy some technicolor. But the mystique and comfort of the monochrome never ends!~"
@remnantsouls wanted an Alastor starter for Cain!
"What are you staring at?
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Most responsible? Knows how to handle a brand? Things that were certainly true of Velvette, no doubt about it. But that tone! The look in the spider's eyes.
This fucker was insulting Vox by complimenting Vel, and he fucking knew it-
"And Isaac is right on the pulse. I've already thought of three package redesigns to release in the next few years over the course of this conversation."
Velvette laughs, having been tapping away at her phone for the last minute. But if that made anyone think that her attention had drifted from the conversation, they'd be mistaken-
"Darling you must consider trying to become an overlord. I swear those meetings are just FULL of boring ass fuckers! Their sense of fashion does NOT act as a good way to judge whether they're fun or not! Ugh!~"
Velvette is quick to take the paper from Isaac, laughing as she did so.
"Smart man. These collector's pigments are going to cause a fucking bloodbath. It's perfect.~"
The doll sinner almost outright purrs. If there was one thing she liked, it was a conniving mind. And the spider definitely had one.
"Haha- wow! Freely giving over copyright to us? Definitely a very friendly business move for someone to make.~"
Vox inserts, suddenly at Velvette's other shoulder. She raises a brow slightly at his tone but otherwise doesn't react to him.
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"Wait, it really can put people sleep easily?!"
"I can absolutely work with that, ma'am. A highly exclusive and limited sleep wear collection would absolutely be the way to go! It'd corner several markets at once!~"
Velvette nearly giggles, the many mad gears in her mind already turning in her mind.
@southernhellsbell wanted a Velvette starter!
"Very chic candle choice for the day."
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drawing your fave character so much that you don’t use references anymore and enough time passes that they start looking pretty dramatically different than they do officially. i call this the Lover’s Scrunch
#this but with roleplay#lmfao#alastor is this for me especially#he is My Version of Alastor at this point not just an attempt to reflect canon#Angel Dust and Pentious as well#lol
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silly doodle vaguely based on the stripper scene in my favorite romcom The Proposal (2009)
#i think alastor is a funny combination of not knowing what to do with sexual advances and the biggest most insane dom youve ever met#prev tag got it in one#whooo boy#lmfao
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