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There’s nothing like a 6AM @bestbuy run to pick up the new next generation @xbox. I get to do it all over again on Thursday. #xbox #xboxseriesx #assassinscreed #videogames #consolegaming #gamerlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CHaijYKBtiP/?igshid=1t46h8zgei8ce
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Almost five years to this day! It was a very long, and more so, tedious hunt. While he’s a little worse for the wear in comparison to his drinking buddies, Sasquatch has finally taken his place on the wall. Can you believe it, @timberps ? #timberps #elementbrand #skateboard #deckart #wallmural #drinkingbuddies #completionist https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnGL6YBj4Y/?igshid=1t8i0k49lz406
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Wow, it was a light year for me. Such is life. Don’t worry, @drafthouse - I’ll do better in 2020. #drafthouse #alamodrafthouse #topbrass https://www.instagram.com/p/B7W9RTFhbmk/?igshid=qpwc4jffd0l4
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I’m horrible these days when it comes to taking photos. Thanks to @supernicemike for the assist, from across the table. #wurstfest #wurstfest2019 (at Wurstfest) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4atLJ_hn6e/?igshid=1k3ow25pnh49w
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Where’s SIN-O? #alamodrafthouse #drafthouse #knivesout #creeper (at Alamo Drafthouse Lakeline) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3vSgkjhbC0/?igshid=a6w6z84kg829
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Closing down @pinballzaustin Lake Creek on a Sunday night before my family all flew back to Chicago. Such a great time. #family #familyfun #pinballz #pinballzlakecreek (at Pinballz Lake Creek) https://www.instagram.com/p/B3rK7hChwmj/?igshid=mffvx4pbrfc7
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Game Day. #letsgoirish #notredamefootball https://www.instagram.com/p/B3P_dKJhrPB/?igshid=z9ymafpncp70
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I went to @eastciders_collaboratory for the limited cucumber cider - which was as good as I had hoped - but then I found this. Unfortunately, I had to leave or else this barrel and I would have ended up spooning by days end. #eastciders (at Austin Eastciders) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0eKjY-BYPH/?igshid=x1kro6ftb4i4
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Pretty stoked that my number got pulled to take part in the @drafthouse Season Pass (Beta). Not sure how that effects my “Top Brass” status, but I imagine there is some fine print to read. #alamodrafthouse #drafthouse #austintexas #birthmoviesdeath https://www.instagram.com/p/BzwL9rhB4ps/?igshid=1uvi0fwgatl1c
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Getting some tasty burgers at the legendary Casino el Camino. Still the best fucking burgers you’ll find in these parts. #oldfilthy #casinoelcamino #austin https://www.instagram.com/p/BzhVRkQhFDV/?igshid=185qk7w6d0k2x
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My big sis and brother in law in town again for another BBQ tour. This morning was Snow’s BBQ out in Lexington. You’ve got to love that retro Old Filthy sticker on the door. #bbq #texas #snowsbbq #family (at Snow's BBQ) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzTKbishtSa/?igshid=sfqjpc5frepl
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The Amazon Treasure Truck has these for Fathers Day, so I ended up getting one to use for “craft cocktails”, as the kids say (I still call it booze). I put 1 bottle of Hendricks Gin, 16 Oz of fresh squeezed lime juice, and 8 Oz of simple syrup. Pressurized it to 15 PSI and "force carbonated" it for 2 days in the refrigerator... Life changing. @growlerwerks @hendricksgin #growlerwerks #ukeg #hendricksgin #cocktails #gin #livetodrink #drinktolive https://www.instagram.com/p/By7vOSph8bJ/?igshid=1b0cgb8hqsj1a
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Soako de Mayo Run reared it’s ugly head this year. Alas, and hopefully, a good time was had by those that braved the wet weather. #pmr #pmr9 #psychodemayorun https://www.instagram.com/p/BxndHmGB-YG/?igshid=rxebv892uvh6
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Three hours into the line at Franklin BBQ and finally hitting shade. @franklinbbq #franklinbbq #family (at Franklin Barbecue) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiBqJXBc_h/?igshid=1wm3nvyl9akx3
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The gang is (almost) all here! Just missing @nolahnancy. #family (at Lucy's Fried Chicken, Burnet Rd) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiBDqZBQWf/?igshid=1j6ql07h51hg5
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To the best mom, and coaster buddy, any boy could have. Wish we were together to celebrate this Hallmark holiday. #mothersday #bestmom #sixflags #sixflagsfiestatexas #ironrattler (at Six Flags Fiesta Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/BxXUC3QhGIw/?igshid=1224xklzif0sf
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Deadlines coming at me from every direction. Trying to make some magic happen. https://www.instagram.com/p/BxTjARGhSnj/?igshid=1cpoql4jsxl2c
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