siobhannaught
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siobhannaught · 2 months ago
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“But now he wanted in a way he never had. He had been tempted to bury his face in his soup bowl and lap at it like a greedy animal. He wanted to place himself between Alex’s legs now and do the same to her.”
THROWING UP
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siobhannaught · 2 months ago
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“Galaxy Stern,” Darlington said, his eyes flashing gold, “I have been crying out to you from the start.”
UNWELL
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siobhannaught · 2 months ago
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“and maybe he wanted her to be the kind of girl who dressed as queen mab, who loved words and had stars in her blood”
not darlington romanticising the hell out of galaxy stern
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siobhannaught · 2 months ago
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“He pulled her close, his fingers digging into her abdomen, and she could feel claws at their tips. He whispered in her ear, “I will serve you ’til the end of days.”
“And love me,” she said with a laugh, bold in the dream, unafraid.
But all he said was, “It is not the same.”
oh NOOOOOO not this dichotomy not this from a man who doesn’t give professions of love easily and is KNOWN
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siobhannaught · 3 months ago
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finished way of kings and:
BELOVED, dalinar was really That Bitch even to his own nephew
big fan of dalinar's growth into self-acceptance
strong self-acceptance among dalinar, kaladdin and shallan
love kaladin bc he's so relatable and very human
kaladin has literally been through the worst times in his life and it's just made him soooo much stronger, who doesn't love a good comeback story
dalinar is somehow not annoying despite being Lawful Good
i cannot and will not stop imagining shardplate as the big bulky armour from warhammer 40k lmao
the parshendi!! the parshendi!! i've had so many questions abt them and i love how they're slowly getting answered but i want to know more abt the singing, the hive mind, the parshmen
szeth serving a secretly crafty king? classic, we love that
hoid being typical hoid
adolin was kind of a nothingburger this entire book but it's okay, we see the potential (ditto with shallan)
jasnah kicks ass and i love her
NAVANI omg jasnah is def navani's daughter and i'm as obsessed with navani as dalinar is
sadeas standing on the justice glyph was wild like i love this stupid brazen imagery
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siobhannaught · 4 months ago
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wild that adolin has a roster like that 😭
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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fanli, the dream man 😭 he’d kill anyone who hurt xishi 🥺
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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elend: vin's not like other girls
tindwyl: no girl is like other girls it's called individuality bro
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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elend venture is the definition of “it’s okay to murder people but i draw the line at disrespecting my wife” and honestly good for him
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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RIP Kelsier you would have loved the UnitedHealthcare CEO killer craze
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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kelsier is 500x funnier in secret history
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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“i pity anyone’s not me. a hazard of being the man i am.” kelsier how do you get away with this level of confidence
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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kelsier in the purgatory is already in the running for comedian of the year
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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i’ve always felt so bad for marsh and i’m sorry that marsh is self-aware enough to feel that way abt himself too
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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the way i almost screamed bc they couldn’t kill my guy sazed after making him a eunuch, killing his girl, and getting him disciplined by his synod
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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having a man slice into ur boobs when ur in the ibtc is vulgar and unfair
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siobhannaught · 7 months ago
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when sazed was told he was better than all the men of the biographies 🥺
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