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this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE
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I love baseball
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here to bother you with questions and statements!!
but i've forgotten all my questions so i just wanted to say you're rad af and i love seeing your url on my feed!!
Alfjajdhd thank you!! I love seeing you too!
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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Thanks for the question, Anon!
For me, I only go braless at home, even if others are there.
-submit your poll!-
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there’s a website where you put in two musicians/artists and it makes a playlist that slowly transitions from one musician’s style of music to the other’s
it’s really fun
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Can't Help But Feel Like Somebody's Watching
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we Stan a supportive husband
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There were probably some medieval asexuals that were absolutely insufferable on their moral high horse about it. Like "this modesty shit easy - I haven't lusted over any man ever in my life and only fuck my husband out of duty from God and only so that we have children. I am so much better than any of you hoes."
And some other local goodwife would get sick of this and go "well obviously you don't have time for cock, Maergaret, since you're always too fucking busy choking on your own vanity and pride!" and have a smackfight that progresses into a full-on two-woman brawl in the town square. People gather around to watch this until a clergyman shows up to remind everyone that not only is this kind of brawl between good christians definitely a sin, it's also a sin for everyone who's watching to place bets on who's going to win.
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anyway. onto better things
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