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Thieves Guild

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sinosauropteryx!!!!

definetly a totally real stop motion time lapse

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Cyclops gets such a rough deal man. imagine having brain damage that caused you to uncontrollably shoot laser blasts out of your eyeballs destroying everything in sight that you had to worry about literally 24/7 and also you had to supervise teenagers throwing cars at each other because your father figure and his ex are taking leftist infighting to the streets and also on top of that whenever you show any amount of concern over this situation people are like "jeez what a buzzkill. loosen up control freak. why can't you be all chill and cool like wolverine" meanwhile wolverine is having his amygdala forcibly removed by the us military for the third time this month

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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕

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house md js crazy because a patient will have some kind of sickness and house will be like “the patient has an acute form of an infection because of a vacation 15 years ago to peru when they picked up a rare dormant bacteria that lives in the anus and has only been seen 2 times since 1790 which also happens to have an incubation rate of 14.9 years. there is no known treatment but it's okay because a flower from the highest peak in China has been shown to have positive effects” and Now foreman is scaling everest for a patient who's going to die in 2 hours if he doesn't get it

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just had an extremely funny memory of being 9 years old and wondering if i was gay and then deciding i couldn't be because gay people were so rare that it was statistically improbable for me to be one

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I'm at the doctor's office and a teenager who's like 7 fuckin feet tall just walked in and told the receptionist their name is Sequoia lmao. like is that a chosen name or did your parents somehow know you were gonna be the size of a redwood tree

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I feel like something happened.

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I just learned that the Russian word for “ladybug” translates to “God’s Little Cow”

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adulthood is actually about watching more and more of your friend group get prescribed adhd medication and feeling it loom over your shoulder like a spectre with each passing day

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a coyote tugs at the strap of a trail camera [source]

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i would never Start gaming past 10pm but I will often Keep gaming past 10pm. do you understand

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love this genre of post

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Goodnight sweet prince. you have no idea how much you were loved. Thank you for everything tiger.