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It's tough acting tough all the time.

Bless the jojo fandom for all the sillies they grant Jotaro because MAN he deserves to be silly

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What is old is new again.

I wish all these bastards a very Trial at the Hague.

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look I have kinks too

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scientists wont tell you this! (because it's not true)

experts don't want you to know this! (because it's made up)

doctors HATE this one trick! (because it's dangerous and unhealthy)

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>be an 8th grade English teacher

>have an asocial student who draws on all her tests

>hey at least she doesn't do it on scantrons

>start leaving compliments towards her art when i grade her papers

>fast forward a few months

>notice she's drawing on her test as I'm doing my rounds around the class

>ask her what she's drawing

>this thirteen year old emo girl looks up at me with the wettest eyes I have ever seen

>"you if you were in Family Guy."

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i hate driving. here are the laws! if you break them there will be consequences! except youre also expected to break the law just a little bit. people will get mad at you if you dont. you dont have right of way but the person who does is waving you forward for some reason. here's the speed limit! it's not the speed limit, the actual speed limit is that plus ~5-10. the light is green but you're in the turning lane. can you go? should you have gone just then? the person behind you is honking at you. there's a weird noise coming from your engine; if you try to do the right thing and get it checked out, will you get scammed? you are driving a 1-2 ton metal machine rocketing at speeds unknown to humankind for most of history. around a million people die in car accidents every year; that's about one person every thirty seconds. if you take that seriously and try to drive safely then people get mad at you.

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hey! take it easy soon, if you can. 

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awesome beach near me

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Yo what’s up it me ya boi how ya doin ???

yo yo yo fam it’s all all gud home slice bread slice dawg

I’ve been havin trouble w/ the huzz (they think I’m a lesbian 😬) but it’s all g

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Has anyone else noticed that they do this?

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