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sir-johns-leg · 3 months ago

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Damn say less…

#the terror

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sir-johns-leg · 3 months ago

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#the terror #the terror amc

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sir-johns-leg · 4 months ago

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Jacko playlist but its just the song “This Monkey’s Gone to Heaven” by The Pixies.

#the terror #terror shitposting #davechella

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sir-johns-leg · 4 months ago

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How I read this post

Adam Nagaitis in Law & Order: UK, playing William Braxton - a sweet, well-adjusted young boy who'd never do anything fucked up.

#there was a law & order uk??#he even got some puppy fat on him #<- previous tags #adam nagaitis

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sir-johns-leg · 4 months ago

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Dude, what if I fed you poison to put an end to your suffering, and then massaged your throat to help you swallow said poison while we made eye contact and stuff, idk. Bro that’d be like, super weird, unless…?

#the terror #terror shitposting #francis crozier #james fitzjames #fitzier

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sir-johns-leg · 4 months ago

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Cash cow:

pay pig:

and the third, sexiest option

whore horse:

#the terror #terror shitposting #I came out of early retirement for this.#francis crozier #sir john franklin #james fitzjames

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sir-johns-leg · 4 months ago

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The terror lieutenants as “the girls”-

Little: is the type of girl you go to when you want to listen to emo/grunge music while laying on the floor

Hodgson: is the type of girl you go to when you want to talk shit about “you know who;)”

Irving: is the type of girl you go to when you’re sad and you need someone to bake you cookies and braid your hair

#the terror #terror shitposting #I don’t know what this is but have at it

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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If you’re depressed, don’t listen to the new Dave k. playlist, you’ll just get more depressed:(

#the terror #davechella #edward little

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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Girl, you don’t even know how far I’d drag this man by his mutton chops…

#the terror #terror shitposting #edward little

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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*Hickey texting Billy after a third breakup*

Hickey: The overwhelming self-destructive urge to go for a midnight drive when the edible hits is like the feeling an animal gets when its leg is stuck in a snare

Billy: Cornelius, do not come over

Hickey: nom nom nom *sends eta*

#the terror #terror shitposting #billy gibson #cornelius hickey #this came to me in a food poisoning induced fever dream

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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#the terror #terror shitposting #francis crozier #thomas jopson #harry goodsir

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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Jirving fucks - confirmed

#the terror #terror shitposting #that’s it that’s the post #john irving

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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Imagine being so far in denial about the prospect of a female orgasm, that instead of being excited about being able to please the woman you LOVE, you just go “Well that can’t be right, woman can’t feel what men do”. Insane broooo….

#the terror #terror shitposting #Dan Simmons eat your fucking heart out you greasy weasel #francis crozier #I can’t believe he wrote you like that I’m so sorry

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sir-johns-leg · 5 months ago

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