sir-kibble-knight

[sir-kibble-knight]

I am right here.

What if I took cold water and put a teabag in it and pretended it was hot tea and gave it to sir kibble

[sir-kibble-knight]

Truly, your logic is impeccable.

Today, I got up and guess what. There was no candy in the pantry. This is torture. I am being deprived of my right to sugar. I am going to die soon.

[sir-kibble-knight]

How did you obtain the impression that I worked at... A banana factory of all places? And I did not know that you were illiterate until now. You seemed to recognize the word 'candy' without much trouble.

Today, I got up and guess what. There was no candy in the pantry. This is torture. I am being deprived of my right to sugar. I am going to die soon.

[sir-kibble-knight]

I clearly do remember the packaging for the fake candy to have "Fake Styrofoam Candy" imprinted on it, in fairly large letters. And, as a side note, if you steal the candy I will have to confiscate it and return the candy. I feel you forget that I am part of the 'police force' sometimes.

Today, I got up and guess what. There was no candy in the pantry. This is torture. I am being deprived of my right to sugar. I am going to die soon.

[sir-kibble-knight]

Make sure that you remember to check if it is fake candy or not. Also, please actually pay the grocery this time.

Today, I got up and guess what. There was no candy in the pantry. This is torture. I am being deprived of my right to sugar. I am going to die soon.

[sir-kibble-knight]

It has been a month since you went to the grocery market, Leo.

Today, I got up and guess what. There was no candy in the pantry. This is torture. I am being deprived of my right to sugar. I am going to die soon.

[sir-kibble-knight]

Why are there undead beings everywhere? I do understand that it is Halloween, but the time is very early for trick-or-treaters to be about. As a further piece of evidence, the people not looking like zombies are raising alarm. Although, this is a rather small and isolated town, and the undead return to normal once they are defeated.

[sir-kibble-knight]

On Patchland

Patchland is a whimsical land consisting of yarn and fabric, where all things are rather soft. It had once broken up into several pieces, fixed after Kirby retrieved magic yarn/string to sew it back together and also defeated Yin-Yarn. Kirby cannot actually use his characteristic abilities like inhaling and copy and can instead spin up creatures into yarn and don some other copy abilities. It is a very enjoyable place.

[sir-kibble-knight]

I hope you are alright! In the meantime, a cup of tea will be beneficial for a cold or such.

Sick :(

[sir-kibble-knight]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT A TUMBLR ACCOUNT

Greetings, Burning Leo.

[sir-kibble-knight]

On Languages

At first glance, the Halacandran and Jambastion languages may seem entirely unrelated. However, if one takes a closer look, some of the words are actually semi-cognates. As the two languages date back into antiquity, all of the inscriptions that could lead archeologists to finding their relations have long since worn away. Perhaps two nations speaking those languages met once? They might have had trading routes, to spread their language. And the Common language! No one knows how it originated, yet it has close ties to the aforementioned languages.

[sir-kibble-knight]

On Housing

Currently, my abode is a simplistic and small house with an interior entirely consisting of:

A hammock

A small pantry

A television

A fireplace

A rug

It, in addition to the objects listed above, also has a basement and small garden. The town that it is technically part of is referred to as Tumeric Town, near Cape Citrus.

[sir-kibble-knight]

On Whispy Woods

Whispy Woods is a large tree with a face, commonly fought by Kirby because of possession or to obtain an artifact. He is referred to as the King of the Forest, and the name of the Forest he resides in, Whispy Woods, derives from his name. He has relatives like Flowery and Yggy Woods, both of whom Kirby has fought before. Whispy Woods appears in almost if not all of the infamous series of events that Kirby stars in. When not fighting Kirby, he keeps watch over the forest.

[sir-kibble-knight]

On His Majesty

His Majesty Dedede used to be a rather greedy ruler, as seen in the event widely referred to as "Kirby's Dreamland". Now, having made friends with Kirby, he is a kinder ruler and is generally more liked-albeit having kept the gluttony from before.

[sir-kibble-knight]

White Wafers

Ah, the flurries of cold, light snow constantly swirling around me and the patches of diamond-like ice scattered throughout the land- both factors making for an extremely miserable experience, unfortunately. The snow is constantly blowing into my armor, and the ice sends me careening around. The white-capped mountains, though, and the tinted crystals in the caves, are sufficiently rewarding as an element in an environment that ultimately calms oneself. However, a warm scarf along with winter clothing and ice boots are highly recommended.

[sir-kibble-knight]

On Hierarchy

The political system in Dreamland is not much, seeing as it had no semblance of a government before His Majesty Dedede came along and declared himself king about thirty years ago. He is naturally the highest rank, and under him is Bandanna Dee, who heads the army divisions. Under him are the lieutenants of each division, which is split up into platoons headed by a captain. After that, the soldiers themselves. Last in the hierarchical order are the house workers of Castle Dedede. The individual areas such as Onion Ocean and Cookie Country are generally left alone, if not patrolled. My rank is a soldier, as can be inferred.

[sir-kibble-knight]

NO, THEY ARE NOT 'POG'. MY PHONE WAS TAKEN FOR A PERIOD OF TIME BY MY BROTHER. (Ooc)

Death and murder are very pog