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Remember the golden rule: Only treasure those who treasure you…
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Ohmi, the witch of mischief and meddling in others affairs. In 1830s clothing for funsies .
Co-owned with the lovely @anonbea
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What it means when we say You’re Not The Only One:
There are people out there who understand how you’re feeling 👫
There are people out there who have made the same mistakes 😥
You are not some aberration out of 7.5 billion people ���
You are not the worst, you are one of many. You are not alone. 💖
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when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on
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Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women
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man ive been watching videos of sheep getting shorn all night. makes me wanna be a sheep, getting man handled by a farmer who loves me, emerging from my cocoon of wool a totally new being. prancing around the barnyard so free, no longer weighed down by winter. i have clinical depression
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the outburst i had at joann’s fabrics is fully reflective of who i am and i will not change or reflect on this
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if you want the rewards of finding a new favorite song then you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of listening to unfamiliar music
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me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah
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Change your last name u ain't even gay
I’ll get right on that.
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its 2018. we need to stop blaming serotonin and dopamine and start blaming the real culprit which is the hippocampus that son of a bitch
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