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‘ can you lose weight by running away from your feelings? ’

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Send a “❗” to force the truth out of my muse.

No limits. Ask whatever.

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borderlands meme (1/15 vault hunters) → lilith the siren “anyway, long story, lots of internal bleeding.”

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I’m a hopeless romantic and I believe that you can find love in many different places and be very conflicted. I’ve discovered as I’ve grown up that life is far more complicated than you think it is when you’re a kid. It isn’t just a straightforward fairytale.

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PALM SPRINGS (2020) dir. Max Barbakow

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scary fire lady 

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GENERAL NOTE TO THE DASH ABOUT SHIPPING & MY PORTRAYAL:

i may have said it in my rules, but i’ll say it again here-- i don’t insta-ship with all my muses, but especially with my canon ones? like i only recently started trying to write lilith, but i love her and i’m working hard on getting her voice down, and she means a lot to me.

if you want to ship, PLEASE tell me first so we can work out the details together instead of just assuming. i’ve had bad experiences in the past, unfortunately.

with that, my portrayal will be a mix of game and comic influences, but a majority of it is just headcanon-based with emphasis on au things i’ve been working out with a friend of mine.

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“She’s the Firehawk”

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“a guy once tried to use ‘sugar booger’ as a pet name for me. it didn’t last long-- and neither did he.”

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“ finally, i’m doing something right for once! ”

※ LOCAL ROBOT SCREAMS INTO THE VOID: BORDERLANDS: THE PRE-SEQUEL EDITION

“yeah, uh-- you-- you did your best. good-- good job.”  was this weird? this was a little weird.

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“ hi, i have adhd, i can’t focus. ”

※ LOCAL ROBOT SCREAMS INTO THE VOID: BORDERLANDS: THE PRE-SEQUEL EDITION

“you’re gonna have to try, kid. focusing is kind of imperative to figuring this shit out.”

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※ LOCAL ROBOT SCREAMS INTO THE VOID: BORDERLANDS: THE PRE-SEQUEL EDITION

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard while listening to my friend play borderlands: the pre-sequel, with the occasional moment of my own commentary. may include nsfw material. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.!

“ maybe i wanna look around and start some shit. ”

“ you dumb bastard! ”

“ i’m a healer, but– [ reloads shotgun ] ”

“ look bitch, i’m not afraid to die– ”

“ hi, i’m jericho, a model of the claptrap android, i’m too stupid to die and i’m not afraid to die anyway. ”

“ hi, i’m (name), i’m too stupid to die and i’m not afraid to die anyway. ”

“ i’ve played enough resident evil in my lifetime to go ‘whatchu gonna do, kill me? okay’. ”

“ sorry, buddies, but i like to break into shit too. ”

“ just lower your shields, i just wanna talk! ”

“ after all this time, claptrap has a grenade! ”

“ after all this time, (name) has a grenade! ”

[ excessive high-pitched swearing in the distance ]

“ i didn’t die like a warrior, i died like a bitch. ”

“ you got knocked the fuck out! ”

“ please just die faster and i will see that you’re well treated. ”

“ i have a feeling i’m gonna have a boot up my ass because of you talking shit, and i don’t even have an ass! ”

“ if you don’t die, i may have to kill you. ”

“ a platypus loaderbot? PERRY the platypus loaderbot?? ”

“ this is my emotional support dumbass. ”

“ and i thought /i/ was supposed to be an idiot! ”

“you bring me into this spaceship with a shitty loader and now i gotta kill this fuckin– i don’t know who he is, but i gotta kill this fuckin clown! ”

“ i don’t need ammo, but what i do need— dad, if you’re reading this, please come home– ”

“ i’m a robot, i’m incapable of feeling many strong emotions. ”

“ ’aim straighter’– hate to break i to you, but i ain’t that straight. ”

“ why are you talking shit, i am small, i am mildly homosexual– ”

“ hi, i have adhd, i can’t focus. ”

“ (name), stop being mean, i have what the kids call– ”

“ (name), i'ma punch you in the balls.”

“i have adhd, (name), i can’t focus like that! ”

“ i know what i must do, but i don’t know if i have the strength to do it. ”

“ i’m like 5'3, maybe 20 pounds, no brain cells up in here. ”

“ please, (name), don’t leave me, i’m small and gay– dad! it’s like he never left! ”

“ i am a tiny homosexual, we gonna die– ”

“ …i called you an asshole because i thought i hung up? ”

“ hey buddy boy, is that where we’re going next, ‘cause i choose life. ”

“ i thought you were bae, turns out you’re just a bitch. ”

“ yeehaw, except more incoherent screaming. ”

“ (name), why do i feel you’re gonna be the death of me and not in a cute way? ”

“ when i die, i want (name) to be the one to put my casket in the ground so s/he can let me down one last time. ”

“ i dedicate my life to our lord and savior snoop dogg and this is the thanks i get? ”

“ i am small and dumb, but you make me feel like a genius right now, i won’t lie. ”

“yEET– ”

“ i’m not badass enough, i’m just kinda dumb. ”

“ (name), please, i’m putting a lot of faith in you. ”

“ bohemian rhapsody, but every mama just gets more and more distressed. ”

“ s/he’s more flaming than i am. ”

“ (name), i’ve always considered you a friend, but-but-but my m-m-mom says we can’t play together anymore you’re too– too violent and you get me hurt and into a lot of legal trouble that i should not disclose in front of children. ”

“ (name), please stop talking shit, do you see how well we’re doing– which is to say, not well at all– ”

“ does my rooty tooty point and shooty have ammo? finally! ”

“ heehee– we’re in danger, i can feel it. ”

“ i have a bad feeling about this, a /really/ bad feeling about this. ”

“ you have a real bad definition of badass, i’m just queer and scared and angry. ”

“ it make me feel good that s/he think about me, i’m stupid but–”

“ useless, just like me! ”

“ am i more than you bargained for yet? ”

“ my mama always said i was a dumbass. i never wanted to listen, but she may have been onto something. ”

“ you didn’t really save my life, love, you just kinda putting me in extra danger. ”

“ finally, i’m doing something right for once! ”

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“i’m a siren-- which is totally swag.”

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Rachel McAdams as Annie in Game Night (2018) dir. John Francis Daley, Jonathan Goldstein

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aus to be written up eventually--

marvel/dc - lilith is an ‘inhuman’ going by the alias of ‘firehawk’. doesn’t trust a lot of big corporations, or really just super rich people, thinking they want to do something or take advantage of her and her powers.

supernatural - lilith is a phoenix. thinks hunters like sam and dean are somewhat amusing, but doesn’t actively go out of he way to try and piss them off.

teen wolf - still a phoenix. maybe helps kick ass, who knows.