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hey writers, do you ever do that thing where you spell the simplest words wrong because the english language is weird and you type them the way they sound in your head.

for example, i just wrote ‘warm’ as ‘worm’

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a comprehensive list of why I should’ve played hermione granger

(ignore the captions/cringe selfies that i wrote/took as a 13 year old)

did someone say buck teeth?

HAIR

*skip to 13 year old me*

Once again, the bushy hair, the CURLS

another year gone and the hair remains. the buck teeth have gone though!

fast forward to... 15 years old me? finally learnt how to make myself look presentable

and finally, 16 and 17 (yes i went blonde but regardless) you can see here that the curliness remains but yknow... i’m kinda cute?

you need further convincing? i’m enough of a nerd to have compiled these photos specifically for this post. that should about do it 🤷🤦‍♀️

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some people on quora really try to demonise the hell out of me

(all i said in my original post is that i am fortunate to be white, along with able, financially stable etc.)

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ok so i don’t really use tumblr but this is my only safe space to share this awesome news, BUT:

my lit teacher has allowed me to have a gay main character is my creative assessment!!!

(my theme is sensationalised media and it’s set in the AIDs crisis)

this is such a big deal because i go to a very conservative, homophobic catholic school, who’s opinion is generally “we don’t hate gays because jesus told us to love everyone regardless of their sin” but they actually hate gays

success for us gays!!

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some more hp wordplay

so we’ve all heard of remus lupin being “wolf wolf” and sirius black being the black dog but i found some other cool wordplay in the harry potter series that isn’t as well known

- in latin dolor means pain and what is umbridge’s first name? dolores. what does she do? cause harry pain

- also in latin severus means serious, severe and strict, all things attributed to snape

- in esperanto fidelus means faithful, so the fidelus charm literally means the faithful charm, and will only work as long as the secret keeper remains faithful to the users.

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hear me out: a cutthroat kitchen-type contest for fanfic writers. contestants are given a different trope to write each round. sabotages include making an opponent write in first person, requiring them to write in a particular AU, making them incorporate the opening structure of my immortal. alton brown looks over your shoulder while you write the smut.

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before he became a full-time poltergeist, peeves had a storied career ‘helping’ historians by feeding them lies about what the world was like when he was alive

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the best casting choice in the whole harry potter series was casting john cleese as nearly headless nick and i will fight anyone about it

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Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

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Anyways all boys who joke about rape are ugly

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im watching the Ted Bundy doco on netflix and for some reason it’s reminding me of that “remember hot tom? now he has no nose and has weird friends with weird tattoos” post and i don’t know why

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guys last night i had the WEIRDEST dream so basically i was at swimming training and my irl boyfriend cave to the pool (he doesn’t swim) and i paid no attention to him then a bunch of random people i didn’t know came over to the pool and then this girl i knew came over and i got out of the pool and kissed and cuddled her in front of everyone because apparently she was my girlfriend in this dream (i have no romantic/sexual feelings towards her at all) and them my mum yelled at me to get in the pool and said “hurry up and get in the pool, or you’ll be drinking pussy” then i laughed so hard i woke up

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wait a minute....

why was harry make quidditch captain in his sixth year instead of Katie Bell?

doesn’t it go to the most senior player on the team?

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so wizards definitely would sing into their wands as a microphone and if you disagree you’re wrong thank u goodbye

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YES

queer girls. do you also have that thing where you meet a women in academia/workplace who’s competent and supportive so you get this insta-crush where u can’t tell if it’s attraction or admiration?

who knows, not me, pls let me stare at this superior woman in dreamy wonder instead

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i always see these headcanons that when :irius and Remus got married, Sirius would take Remus’ name because it meant he got away from his childhood. and these are wRONG. Sirius did initially go through this thought process, but then he realised how much it would make Walburga Black roll in her grave is there was a poor half blood wEREWOLF that married into the family and had the name Black.

thank you for coming to my ted talk