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The princess longed for devotion of service to her that would blossom into unbreakable bonds of forbidden love. So she hand picked the most elegant caring maid and the most handsome lady knight in all the kingdom to be her servant and her bodyguard. But no matter how hard she tried to turn every act of her maid tending to her needs into intimate moments, nor how many time she would “accidentally” trip, fall into her knights arms, and swoon about her savior, nothing worked. When she confronted them about it they told her ridiculous things like “I’m sorry my lady, but this is just a job to me,” “I have a husband at home,” and “I was really hoping for a more business-professional relationship.”

Needless to say, the princess is now demanding to be brought the 2nd most elegant maid and 2nd most handsome lady knight in all the kingdom

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that entire list of vocables in the first paragraph can be(at least contextually) expressed without separating your lips, just through humming diff pitches

You know what I think is really cool about language (English in this case)? It’s the way you can express “I don’t know” without opening your mouth. All you have to do is hum a low note, a high note, then another lower note. The same goes for yes and no. Does anyone know what this is called?

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i would. date gideon nav

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my dad has a career in accident reconstruction and i think this is a big part of why i am a decent driver

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heaven forbid a woman have an opinion

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Just a psa for fic writers who use the “trauma bond” tag, please make sure you’re using it correctly. A trauma bond is not two people who experience similar trauma and bond over it. It’s a carefully curated, manipulative bond between abuser and victim to keep the victim coming back because of the addictive highs and lows that come with abuse.

If you want to tag two characters bonding over shared trauma, a good substitute tag would be “bonding over shared trauma.” Trauma bonding is, by definition, an abusive relationship and may steer people who have experienced it away from your fic. Please spread the word and happy writing!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

WHO IS USING THIS

AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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pink in the night

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Art by Romain MAZEVET

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woke up this morning in the perfect storm of confused as shit:

my last alarm went off first (each one has a diff sound)

couldn't remember any other alarms going off, so i'm automatically panicking

dark outside

was having a dream about being late for something

chronically sleepy

took me a hot second to determine that it was Not 6 PM, still tuesday, and i could sleep for a little bit longer (didn't help)

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They-rizinosaurus

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i just wanted someone to know that dyke is my legal surname

Lucky

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What is your opinion of your chest/breast size?

-I want my chest/breasts to be smaller

-I want my chest/breasts to be larger

-I'm completely fine with the current size of my chest/breasts

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how is being a trans woman not feminist as hell. what isn't feminist about someone who wants to be a woman, someone who desires womanhood, someone who views womanhood in a positive light, someone who views womanhood as a blessing, someone who wants to fight to be a woman in a society that tells us that being a woman is bad because women are stupid, weak and defenseless.

how is it not feminist as hell to say no to that and to want to uplift one's self and other women by proving that's not the case. how is it not feminist to want to encourage other people who view womanhood as a positive and welcoming thing to walk that path. in a world where we tell people being a woman is a bad thing, someone who still fights to be that gender despite everyone trying to hold them back and to tell them nobody WANTS to be a woman, this is one of the most feminist things you can do.

to stand tall and say that you're a woman despite what people tell you, that you're a woman despite how you look, sound, and act, to correct other people when they say that nobody wants to be a woman or that being a woman is a bad thing or a tragedy, to be there for other women and to remind them they're not stupid, weak, sex toys, or useless... this is all feminism. this is all passion for womanhood and making sure women are taken care of... trans womanhood is quite literally the peak of feminist ideals and behaviors- don't get it twisted.

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you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back