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Call me woke but if a native American man doesn't play John rambo I'm gonna k-(can't say much w/out being called crazy)

LIKE DUDE HE WAS RAISED BY THE ELDERS IN ARIZONA THAT MF TAN 🤕

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Shout out to all my mutuals. Still staying strong even though we don't talk. ❤️‍🩹🙏🏼

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Teehee rambo me boy 😍

scribbling and sketching and coloring and

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EVERYBODY PUT SOME WATER IN A CUP N DOWN IT MY ASSAULTER IS IN JAIL YALLL

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ARRRHGHHHH GGEVTCFFVGEDGGF TEEEHEEE

Javier’s Parents + Milo Redesign and Headcanons

Everyone meet Jorge Martin Rios Vasquez and Ana Maria Gomez Huerta

Javier Rios Headcanons!! (Including his parents):

I Headcanon Javier is a Roach from Durango. And because SCORPIONS are associated with that state. I'm not sure how a hissing cockroach would be born from that, but we all know genetics are crazy in this franchise. I believe his Grandpa is a hissing cockroach.

Anyways. María Gomez Huerta, his mother is very nagging, talkative, and insensitive, while his father Jorge Martín Rios Vazquez, is aloof, uncomfortable, and rigid. Both are remote, and rich families are not known to be very affectionate. Very superficial love, with a lot of pampering to compensate, which explains why he's such a snob.

When he was hatched out of the egg. His parents (thankfully) loves him very much. Because they're normal parents who love their son whom they don't suspect will become a druggie in 20 years. 😭

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Btw a heads up the small little fanfic I'm writing is gonna be written in a silly format with some crazy guy wrenching soul crushing heartbreak.

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As a distraction for myself about my impending doom I have found this ugly ass low quality website that I can draw in.

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NO WAIT COME BACK AUUGHH-

*sets this down and runs away*

plus some angst bc you need it fr

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Having seasonal depression except it's year round and spring somehow makes it worse.

(fuckass roach dude who believes he is a nonchalant dread head)

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Here is what you asked 4 u sick person. (I say as if I didn't take the time out of my day to draw this with all the love I have in my heart)

Eat what you can bcuz u ain't gonna get sumn this good 4 a long time. /hjk

I HAVE A PHOTO OF SHIRTLESS HUMAN CHET WITH HIM GETTING HIS FACE CARESSED WHO WANTS IT?

IF YOU WANT ME TO I CAN DRAW HIM NORMALLY 😍😍

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"woah one post at a time jeez"

Anyways, I'm in love with this book called prisoner of war and ngl I made an au where my favorite characters were rescued to another dimension and they are just crashing out tryna find out how to move on. (TEEHEE)

Y'all wanna read it n start geeking out??? 😍

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I HAVE A PHOTO OF SHIRTLESS HUMAN CHET WITH HIM GETTING HIS FACE CARESSED WHO WANTS IT?

IF YOU WANT ME TO I CAN DRAW HIM NORMALLY 😍😍

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A little bit more violence. Based on that one paquita la del barrio performance.

Dez doesn't look so happy "ay que? Hijo de tu p*ta Madre!!"

(full body)

"Muerete pedaso de caca!"

Javi is translating so Johnny could understand Dez (not such a good idea)

Btw if u didn't know Dez is standing on the fireplace 👍🏽

Oop

Big mistake getting down from there btw

"chingas a tu-"

Oh damn they got him 😭

Btw I should mention Dezmond is covered in bruises from head to toe for the fact he constantly tries to fight someone.

Why Johnny has yet to call the CDA is beyond me.

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More violence

(bad choice btw)

Dez wouldn't actually do that (prolly would)

Now as much as Dez adores the new life he found, he still is very not accustomed to having to live with some privileged rich boy.

Who's father so happened to scare Dez when he was younger.

Causing a deeper trauma than necessary.

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Violence

My character's not like other girls (MF ain't even a girl)

Dezmond saw Johnny and wanted all the smoke.

Like how dare you allow yourself to believe that he is dangerous and toxic when monsters have been tormenting children for years?

How dare you mess around with his niece??

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Do not let me get near that scream extractor. I promise you it's gonna extract a different kind of s(cream).

call me fungus the way i just got my shit sucked silly