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Hi there Veronica! I would like to request of Alastor, Angel Dust, Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious on how do they react, what would they do on having a short yet smol so? I hope it doesn't stress you much, good luck! And stay cool as always! ~ K

Awwww this was really cute because I’m short as hell 😂 And writing never stresses me out, I’m just so shocked by how much attention my little writings are getting so thank you and you stay cool too!

Alastor

When he first starts dating you he’s kinda put off on the idea, it’s nothing that has to do with you but with not having any remote positive feeling for others well being in… well he doesn’t really remember-

But there is a reason why he courts you, you’re different, your personality has a way with intersecting his perfectly and giving an odd balance between being a powerful demon and the guy who likes dad jokes

Speaking of that though he tells a lot of dad jokes that most likely surround around your height

“My dear how is the weather looking down there?”

“I’m short enough to punch you in the dick Al.”

And your height won’t be a big deal, but he will use it to his advantage, like he has for most things in his hellish life

If you need help grabbing something from a high self he’ll help, but raise it high before your hands reach to his sides that he quickly retracted and putting the book atop your head

In private he likes to use this method to sneak in a kiss too, having you on your tiptoes reaching so close to it, only for him to lean down and press it wherever he desires on your face leaving you flustered face in front of him for his entertainment as he places the book in your hands

Something you love doing is when he’s sitting down on a chair you walk past as if you’re moving along only to plop right on his lap to be almost the same height

He grew fond of the act so whenever you would do this he continue on doing whatever whether it be reading, drinking some coffee or listening to the radio as you enjoy yourself

When your relationship has lasted a while he’ll trust you with his mic and let you hold it for whatever reason

Even though when you do this and bystanders comment about not knowing the Radio Demon had a kid…

Alastor hears them clearly, but chooses to ignore it taking the mic back before moving right along away and getting your mind off of it

It doesn’t happen as much after a while but you slowly learn to ignore it and move on

He doesn’t really care about your height initially, but it does fuel his narcissistic complex to see you struggle or needing help with things. That and it adds to your beauty and “dash of innocence” he likes to call it due to how often you would be mistaken for a child. Don’t worry tho it’s all out of love

Angel Dust

Angel is another very tall figure, and one who is not scared to hide his jokes, affection, playful bullying or overall just messing with you

He loves your height for a lot of reasons, all the short people jokes, how he can easily move you from one spot to another… the possibilities are endless with him

Using you as an armrest is a guarantee, and no matter how annoyed you get from it he’ll still do it

Though your height is also a key way to get him right at the sides to tickle him, be careful because he can and will pull you down and both of you will end up on the ground in a giggly mess.

He also loves your height to pull you in big hugs where your face is right in his fluff, you’re not complaining… unless you cant breathe

“Look babe you signed up for this, if you die, you die.” Is his excuse only making you sigh and endure it

When your standing up doing something in one place he has a habit to have all his arms curl around the top of your body and his chin on top of your head

Or if he wants attention he’ll lean lower to blow in it making you squirm and nudge him away. It doesn’t do much though as he stays there until you turn around and give him a pout

He’s most definitely called a cradle snatcher by those who look down on him, but he’s lived with it for a long time

As for you if it does make you insecure he’ll have a snappy comeback

“Don’t talk to me or my child like that ever again-”

“Angel that made thinGS WORSE!”

It’s not just him being made fun, you are too when dating a porn star

They love saying how unloyal and how much of a terrible boyfriend he is. How a bunch of people jack off to him

Your comebacks are more smooth than that of Angels

“I mean yeah, how else are our dates paid for, food, shopping sprees… should I go on because at the end of the day he gets paid by them.”

Angel will fucking scream and run to clutch on you, maybe even get teary because you just defended him

“You know I love ya right short stack?”

You only sigh, but smile before pressing a cheek kiss on him

“I do too beanstalk.”

It’s a really fun and cute dynamic for the both of you, you being short again this tall figure really doesn’t pose any threats after a while. And it certainly doesn’t stop either of you from loving one another

Cherri Bomb

She loves you, don’t get me wrong. She adores you, but you are not invincible to her bullying

When you can’t reach something she’ll look over and laugh before wrapping an arm around your shoulders as she reaches for the object

“This is why you drink your fucking milk, now look at you, you’re a midget.”

“Not only will I sabotage all of your bombs but I will eat all of your ice cream don’t test me Cherri you know I will-”

Cue to her picking you up and moving you away

She never takes any of your threats seriously as you shouldn’t take her playful bullying. Like I said she loves you

But god forbid someone other than Angel makes a comment on your height, she’s feral

You have to basically sit on her and hope that the person gets the message and leaves asap.

After something like that you have to calm her down, you don’t really get offended by it but you need to make sure she knows that

So you drag her all the way home as she has that pissed off look, open up for her to go in and sit on a sofa chair before hearing some cluttering

Coming back with a giant tub of ice cream and two spoons you sit next to her and press the cold dessert to her

“Don’t make me eat this alone please, pretty please!” You bat your eyes at her with a sweet little smile that she had no choice but to give into

Half way down the tub as the tv played some old movie she’ll give you a freezing sticky cold kiss on your cheek

But when your home all day, she isn’t involving herself with any turf wars she’ll let her head lay on your chest as her arms are wrapped around your hips when your in bed with nothing better to do

Not only does it make you feel taller in a weird way, but she likes to just be able to feel your chest rise up and down

She does grab this habit of surprising you by picking you up over her shoulders and making you sit there as she walks around with you (I headcanon her to be strong as f u c k)

It’s all fun and games though until she threatens to drop you, which makes you nearly choked her out with your thighs

She would never though, she’ll crouch down to let you slide off before getting up to roll her shoulders back with no strain on her whatsoever

And to repeat this once more, she loves you. She won’t stand for anyone (except for Angel) trying to insult and belittle you over your height because that’s her job

Sir Pentious

Our one and only noodle dad, he’s smitten with you

You’re literally his dream come true, and he knows he deserves you. He’s an up and coming overlord he only overcomes the best!

Your height may or may not add to his love for you depending on his mood

For the most part it’s not a big deal for him, but your height is perfect for when he wants to show you off, he’ll his tale around you before holding you to his side by your waist

Though he does get really really anxious about your safety, so for the most part your home when he’s out on his turf wars

But if you really wanna go with him you don’t have to do much

Pick out the more classy piece of clothing you own and hold onto his arm, bat your pretty eyes at him and say, “I’d love to see you out on the field as my big evil overlord.”

And just like that he’s wrapped around your finger

In a way it encourages him to go harder because other competitors just love to make fun of you for looking like a ten year

But whatever the fuck is out needed to save whoever said that from Sir Pents. wrath

Even if it’s not a big deal for you he’s not about to let some degenerate insult his s/o, he’ll be sure that they’re dead

Not before he goes on a five minute speech on how amazing and gteat you are and how they are a nobody that no one will remember or even care about which made you a flustered mess

But if it does hit you the Egg Bois will comfort you after the fight, and they get off track on their mission to make you forget about what was said

It does work either way since you can’t help but laugh and not feel as bad

Pentious of course makes it his mission to have you forget the comment was ever made even if the violator is dead

He’ll place his hat on your head that it a tad bit big and covers your eyes making you hold it up and look up with a bigger smile

He definitely gets teary eye because your so cute and he feels so lucky -even if he knows he deserves you-

He slowly makes it a regular think to greet you after fights by picking you up before pressing a kiss on your lips

And when you’re going to bed? Loves you curled up on his side and hugging his waist as your head is on his chest, his hands on your lower back to trace little shapes to smooth both him and you to sleep

Sir Pentious a god damn gentleman and by hell is he going to make sure that you’re treated like the queen/king/royalty you are. With the Egg Bois -aka your children- being here to encourage the same behavior you don’t really have a choice but to accept the fact of being loved by 666 Egg Bois and one evil noodle who just finds you both stunning and adorable all in one

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