#alastor x sir pentious

[michifstar2]

[jowbokitten]

Snake man thinks he got game lol

(yes that is a pigeon trying to court a hawk)

[motts-erella]

They'd both think the other is dead

I am not okay

[margueritedaisies]

Hubba bubba😔🤌🥀✨

And so the plot thickens:

I have a plot idea where Pentious writes steamy selfshipping romance books involving his self insert and The Radio Demon as a hobby. Somehow he gained popularity and money out of it. He goes by a feminine pseudonym to hide his identity. Quite popular among the female audience, he just has a way with satisfying the female gaze through words.

Most of his works always follow psychological horror ,mystery, crime, and maybe gothic romance tropes lol. His mastery is comparable to Anne Rice with a mix of Dostoevsky. I mean what do you even expect from a Victorian man in writing fanfiction?😂

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(To our standards his works are a literary masterpiece but tbh he aint even trying , probably just his silly fantasies and took inspiration from his fave reading material. To Victorian standards his work would be considered frivolous and mediocre even scandalous. I mean he lived a life where he has the privilege to interact with artistic geniuses, discuss politics/social/philosophical ideologies among the elite in parlors.

And most likely really influential since he was an inventor who was involved in creating the new fangled steam powered machines.)

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Praising his achievements and background aside let me get back to continuing my plot😂I just love him sm

Alastor knows about the book series but doesnt know the author's identity, he has no interest in dwelling on their existence any further. He already used to this side of his fanbase and only wishes to be left alone by them, at least they got an outlet already.

When Pentious started staying at the hotel he had to be extra careful not to let anyone know of his hobby while at the same time trying to continue it. But one day he got sloppy, Niffty figured him out for a few days. Either noticing weird behavioral patterns.

Once she purposefully tripped him so the suspicious manuscripts he was carrying were dropped so she can"help" him collect them but he reacted paranoidly to her on coming close.

She caught a glimpse anyway but not enough to satisfy her curiosity. And then her suspicions were solidified when she sneaked inside Pentious's lair/suite for cleaning duty and came across his typewriter.

After discovering Pentious was the author whom she was a huge fan of (yes she has a copy of his works) she set out on a mission to befriend the snake so she can have premium access to his drafts😂

[zestydistress]

i've been thinking about that one asexual spongebob x squidward heart surgery post and now i'm just imagining the same thing but with alastor ships. just-

Alastor: isn't this fun? literally anyone that he's shipped with aside from Rosie: YOU TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY FUCKING ARM. YOU ARE ACTIVELY TRYING TO DISECT ME. Alastor: I don't see what your problem is.

then there is

Alastor: Isn't this fun, my darling? Rosie, relaxing in her bed while Alastor literally rearranges her organs, starting with her small intestine and ending with her heart: oh it's just delightful, deer, I love spending my evenings with you.

like- this is the only deep and personal intimacy Alastor enjoys.

[lunelmia]

Alastor is new at being a dad, don't be too tough on him.

[samijami]

Lmfao people shipping Alastor and Lucifer..Alastor and that cannibal lady (I forgor her name), Alastor and Mimzy..Alastor and-

ALASTOR AND YOUR MOM AT THIS POINT-

HHHHAHAHWHHEGGRH ALASTOR IS BEING SHIPPED WITH E V E R Y O N E W H O D A R E S B R E A T H E

[trimanulo]

The best boys

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[secrethazbinsideblog]

Because I'm curious, best sir pen ship without cherri? Every time I see a poll like this it's a cherri sweep. Shh. Let the rarepair shippers speak.

(edit, rb for sample size ect. I might make a part two with a different set but these are the ones I can think of off the top of my head*

[watermeloon314]

Summary:

What happened that dreadful day of the extermination, and the aftermath of having to live with it. Heyyyyyyyy Radiosnake fam got some angst for ya based on the finale :’D

[grimfurbybitch]

Crazy how we haven't gotten our obligatory Alastor's-partner-is-turned-into-a-deer-AU yet, especially considering the potential of a transition from slithering with a tail to actually having legs.

Alastor's instincts are going FERAL while Sir Pentious leans how to use the stairs without falling down them.

[michifstar2]

Alastor maybe is an asexual or aroace...

but he clearly likes to have toxic homoromantic relationships with his enemies:

[jowbokitten]

A nun and his pet snake

[motts-erella]

Al putting that Karen haircut to good use

[margueritedaisies]

Hot alt gf with her Loser ackchually bf

[1tz-4ll-m3]

Alastors friendships with men: 😡🤬👿🖕🥀⛓️💣🔪🗡️⚔️🚬⚰️🩸🖤

Alastors friendships with women: 🥰😍😘🫶👛💍🌸🩰🧸🎈🎁🎀💌🩷

What a total mamas boy