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HELLO??? 'EVERYONE KNOWS THAT' IS FROM A PORNO????? OH MY GOD

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spell tome: orchiectomy

*blows up balls with mind*

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think i finally found out what you filthy degenerates like (complimentary)

reposting this one so i dont bother an entire ass chain of people every time i want to boost my thirst traps and also one.time someone said i looked like dame aylin and it kept me going for a month

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its still my favorite compliment ever

and ive never cosplayed but always wanted to idk where to start though

reposting this one so i dont bother an entire ass chain of people every time i want to boost my thirst traps and also one.time someone said i looked like dame aylin and it kept me going for a month

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you would tell me if you're in a parasocial relationship with me right

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Tumblr flagged this post as sexually explicit and it's literally just a trans dude in high fantasy art.

Make it make sense.

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Oh you don't like it when I refer to myself as queer? Well now I'm a tranny and a faggot.

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you would tell me if you're in a parasocial relationship with me right

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❤️❤️❤️its my favorite picture cus it sends shitty cishet men cowering in fear where they belong but has my precious fellow gays crawling to the follow button like its the last drop of water for miles❤️❤️❤️

reposting this one so i dont bother an entire ass chain of people every time i want to boost my thirst traps and also one.time someone said i looked like dame aylin and it kept me going for a month

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i wish there was an osrs style grand exchange where i could trade having tiddy for having ass

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i wish there was more it/its positivity that wasn't just "hell yeah look at you go funky little goblins/otherwordly beings/freaks/objects"

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Money shifting a tgirl car nerds cock so hard they explode

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it gets better

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top 5 ancient mythical figures

i dont know a lot so forgive my foolishness

5. romulus. i dont actually care about him on a personal level but i took latin in high school and i always laugh really hard about how apparently he killed his brother bc he was making fun of how small the wall he was building was. like he was jumping back and forth over it and making fun of it and romulus just stone cold murked him and then named the city after himself. really funny

4. anubis. freaking swag dogman. i like death gods in general

3. prometheus. idk i just really like him. hes neat. father of humanity or whatever

2. gilgamesh. all timer. guy who is always on my mind in some way or another

1. enkidu. the fucking goat. ultimate swag beastman

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hey babe wanna fall asleep on my lap while you tell me what magic deck youre building and that one obscure card that got an exciting reprint and-