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Like to charge reblog to cast

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some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

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"... You're what??"

(EDIT: Muting notifications on this!)

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Z. Gaia 🌏

(What? Her too!?)

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it's crazy that sexism can even affect animals. the way people assume all dogs are boys. the simultaneous way people will get genuinely really mad if you dare mistake their pretty princess for a boy despite the fact all german shepherds look the same. the refusal to buy pink toys and accessories for male pets. i recently met someone who insisted they never adopt girl cats because they're always meaner than boy cats. i feel like im losing my mind. they're literally cats.

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don’t you just hate it when 🚙

um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]

can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.

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from the button house archives

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small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

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Never trust a furry disliker

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pissing off all shippers by interpreting canon romances as platonic friends who like to kiss and fuck. happy pride month

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AUgust Star Wars au, inspired by comic book covers from when I was a kid