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four general grievous icons, free to use. (tho you should note that i am using the first two as well)

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horse girls are the only people who can understand what a force bond feels like

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Had it up to here with fascist white-boy apologia in the Star Wars fandom

Kylo is like if the son of an iconic feminist joined the alt right, then shot up his uncle’s place of worship and after years of running wild in the underground neo-Nazi scene emerged to murder his father. Just because some ugly dude on telepathic Force-chan introduced him to the tenents of fascist philosophy and edgelorddom while he was living with his clergyman uncle doesn’t mean he was brainwashed.

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Why is it in the Star Wars font

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remember that time yoda mounted luke

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spotify put new americana on rey’s playlist

rey smokes blunts #confirmed

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i think kylie’s new legs are SO fun..

Sources close to the Kardashians have reported that Kylie Jenner is very enthusiastic to have both her legs sawed off and replaced by those from the transport vehicle AT-ST from the Star Wars Universe. She was quoted as saying, “As I’m sure you know, I’ve idolized and wanted to own or be things that are clearly out of my bounds and rights. I’ve always wanted to have giant robotic legs that stretch out the sides of my body. I’m just so enthusiastic medical technology has brought our culture to this point. People used to make fun of me because I’m negative five inches tall, but now, now I will crush them under my enormous powerful sexy mecha toes. I will relish the feeling of their bones snapping against my treads, and I will save their gristle so my entire family may feast upon the dissenters at the next blood moon.“ 

A leaked photo of Kylie with her gorgeous new legs:

"Beep boop beep bop beep beep bop bip bap beep beeba!”, the AT-ST donor was quoted as saying on twitter last night. This roughly translates to either “I love the Kardashians, I love Kylie’s legs, and I’ve always been looking forward to having a plastic surgeon reconstruct my legs to be an exact photocopy of hers, so it’s amazing I can finally have the real articles myself,” or “Please help me, they are using mind control and will sacrifice me during the next apocalypse ritual,” depending on the online translation service used.

A trained artist’s official rendering of what the AT-ST will look like after the completion of the surgery:

Season 12 of of the hit show Keeping Up with the Kardashians will focus on Kylie’s superfluous double leg transplant surgery and recovery. Five episodes will comprise of the surgery itself in uncensored detail, and one episode will be a zoomed-up shot of the AT-ST’s glorious robot asscrack. The season will premiere in 2017. 

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R 2 GIVE ME THE D 2

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general grievous: whadda they call you stranger

darth maul: they call me johnny two-lightsabers. on account of my two lightsabers. whaddabout you

general grievous: johnny four-lightsabers

darth maul: fuck you

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i think kylie’s new legs are SO fun..

Sources close to the Kardashians have reported that Kylie Jenner is very enthusiastic to have both her legs sawed off and replaced by those from the transport vehicle AT-ST from the Star Wars Universe. She was quoted as saying, “As I'm sure you know, I've idolized and wanted to own or be things that are clearly out of my bounds and rights. I've always wanted to have giant robotic legs that stretch out the sides of my body. I’m just so enthusiastic medical technology has brought our culture to this point. People used to make fun of me because I'm negative five inches tall, but now, now I will crush them under my enormous powerful sexy mecha toes. I will relish the feeling of their bones snapping against my treads, and I will save their gristle so my entire family may feast upon the dissenters at the next blood moon." 

A leaked photo of Kylie with her gorgeous new legs:

"Beep boop beep bop beep beep bop bip bap beep beeba!", the AT-ST donor was quoted as saying on twitter last night. This roughly translates to either "I love the Kardashians, I love Kylie's legs, and I've always been looking forward to having a plastic surgeon reconstruct my legs to be an exact photocopy of hers, so it's amazing I can finally have the real articles myself," or "Please help me, they are using mind control and will sacrifice me during the next apocalypse ritual," depending on the online translation service used.

A trained artist's official rendering of what the AT-ST will look like after the completion of the surgery:

Season 12 of of the hit show Keeping Up with the Kardashians will focus on Kylie's superfluous double leg transplant surgery and recovery. Five episodes will comprise of the surgery itself in uncensored detail, and one episode will be a zoomed-up shot of the AT-ST's glorious robot asscrack. The season will premiere in 2017. 

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In Return of the Jedi when Vader has his helmet off

Why does it look like he has one of those harmonica straps on him

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palpatine: have u ever heard the tale of Darth Fuckhands McMike the wise? it’s a sith legend

anakin, at no point in time: why do u know a sith legend

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yoda initially refusing to teach luke in empire is so fucking funny with the added “context” of the prequels… luke is like, “hey i’m sure this soup is delicious but i’m not really hungry so can we please get a move on here i feel like we’re wasting our time” and yoda just… sighs gravely and turns away and summons obi-wan’s spirit and is like, “i cannot teach him… much anger in him… like his father” like yoda PLEASE chill all he did was refuse your five-alarm chili and you’re already having flashbacks to anakin slaughtering a roomful of children

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Help me, Darth Vader

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let’s be real kylo ren probably tried to make a black lightsaber and he probably cried when it didn’t work