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Will rank Far Cry 5 men by least to most likely evade child support payments
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actually does this count?
good to see ppl coming out of the woodwork to appreciate hurk. this is a hurk appreciation post reblog with good hurk pictures or why you like him
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also i seriously considered spending way too much money to get a fat 1/6 body to make a hurk, but I couldn’t find a face that I liked for him and the bodies had shit articulation for the amount they cost (Mostly fat bodies existed for the sake of like wrestlers so were made for aesthetic rather than pose) and the padding you can get to add to regular bodies wouldn’t have worked with his usual sleeveless look.
But legit if anyone ever sees a good 1/6 head for hurk let me know. I have a sharky, I have Eddie (although I’m upgrading Eddie’s head the second kitbashes of that threezero glenn appear) but the two losers are missing their third loser to share their two braincells.
Like the loudest smelliest versions of the fates from the hercules movie.
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He’s shaped like a friend.
Like yall know that he’d be comfy as hell to fall asleep next to or leaning on. And given both his parents that dude has unlearnt a surprising amount of shit. Even if it’s mostly treated as a joke by the writers I appreciate his weird ‘he’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit’ approach to things.

good to see ppl coming out of the woodwork to appreciate hurk. this is a hurk appreciation post reblog with good hurk pictures or why you like him
#this is the only picture i have of him except the one where my dep glitched out on the zip line#and was standing like ten feet above hurk's head the one time#i love hurk#to the point that having just found out he's apparently in far cry primal im going to actually play that game this weekend#so i can find him#i got through a fair bit but i hated killing the animals and so i stopped wanting to play it
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I mean yeah, but fat don’t mean unfit unless I’m misreading something here. He’s also got neck rolls and no defined muscle and a notable belly. He’s probably built like a brick shit house under the fat and strong as shit and in good shape, but that doesn’t mean he’s not also fat?
hot take; not to be That Person but hurk would be a more popular character if he was more conventionally attractive tbh.
like lbr that’s definitely why ppl don’t like him so fuckin much. he’s a character very, VERY similar to sharky (as a matter of fact i’m pretty sure sharky was just a play off of his personality, that’s why they’re related) but ppl always seem to like sharky more for some reason even tho hurk has a lot more content and character development. like idk man it just makes me sad bc hurk has been one of my favorite characters ever since fc3 came out and yet now that far cry has a huge fandom almost nobody pays him any attention. :/ hurk drubman jr is a v good character and he deserves better.
#vivalasthedas is my main just so this doesn't like come out of nowhere#im just a little ocnfused about the need to bring up that he's just built that way in response to saying he's fat ?#but i might be super misreading this#because fat is also a genetic thing and has less to do with diet and exercise than most people think#so he is probably built like that in both the broad and big way as well as the has more fat on him way
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just going to flat out repost this old thing cause i like it yall okay
#hurk drubman jr#Far Cry 5#far cry new dawn#far cry hurk#hurk drubman#he always has the look of someone who should be wearing cargo shorts okay#its not somethingi can explain but he does#and he's so much fun to draw guys#he's so round and friend shaped
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hot take; not to be That Person but hurk would be a more popular character if he was more conventionally attractive tbh.
like lbr that’s definitely why ppl don’t like him so fuckin much. he’s a character very, VERY similar to sharky (as a matter of fact i’m pretty sure sharky was just a play off of his personality, that’s why they’re related) but ppl always seem to like sharky more for some reason even tho hurk has a lot more content and character development. like idk man it just makes me sad bc hurk has been one of my favorite characters ever since fc3 came out and yet now that far cry has a huge fandom almost nobody pays him any attention. :/ hurk drubman jr is a v good character and he deserves better.
#i dont really use this blog anymore but 100%#id argue that hurk has some much better qualities than shark (who i fucking love i mean you don't make a#custom 1/6 action figure out of a character you're indifferent too)#but cause he's fat (or at least big ) and dresses like that and looks like that#he gets completely ignored#people are willing to ignore how fucking ugly jacob seed is#in both physical and personality sense#but hurk's a bit fat and weird in an apparently 'non sexy' way i guess#fuck yall where the bear body loving deps at?#if there are deps who are into can't get it up crusty unwashed wolf fetish man and it's not a sin if it's anal joseph im sure#there should be those who could appreciate#the lovely#hilarious#and honestly pretty dang sweet in an oh boy he's learnt a lot even if he's been a bit too old to only just be learning that shit huh sense#hurk drubman ji#and i know the post isn't specifically about the shippy side of things#but it ties into it a lot that people tend to only consider characters more popular if they're adorable in a protect them love them sense#or in the hot damn sense#okay it might not be believable after all that but im not actually haitng on people who like the seeds
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“the judge is in love with jospeh!!”
then explain to me why they didn’t even blink when i kicked the shit outta him and left him in the dirt??
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Some wip shots of the judges mask in 1/6 scale.
Going to wait for the adhesive to set a bit longer then shape a bit with heat, then seal woth glue and then tomorrow should be able to paint and detail. Thinking i might try heating up some wire to score wood grain marks. But at this scale itd be real fiddly, hence the wire not my wood burner.
Just scoeing it in to part set glue to add texture should work fine.
Cant link to the youtu e tutorial i was following atm, ut its out there for a human scale mask and its awesome
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FC5 imagines 💖
Jacob Seed contracting gout🦵 from his terrible diet 🍗🥓🍖 and your sexy, young Deputy 👮♀️ 💋 tending to his violent mood swings & disgusting meat 🥩 bandages in bed 🛌 💦 like in The Favourite
#is jacob seed the insists it has to be an illness because hes not old type#or the he cant get ill because thats weak type#which Will get him first the gout or the scurvy#buxom young dep begging him to eat an orange because he cant eat his raw steak with no teeth#instantly regret the word buxom i was going for shitty over described bad romance novel vibe
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FC5EDU
(Far Cry 5 Erectile Dsyfunction Universe)
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yeah even though the lockers in dutch’s bunker are more classic metal lockerroom looking deals the one I’ve got, which is plastic but can be painted to work, just doesn’t look like it’d be as nice as some of the workshop displays and locked storage stuff ive seen. Which is all mesh and metal and looks very industrial and more in the spirit.
But would also cost money.
And I already have paint and the one locker. I also have a gotta be close to two decades old at this point bright blue and pink metal desk locker that came from Ltd Too when i was a kid that is in scale and the reason I still have it is for doll shit. Eddie wouldn’t be a fan of the color scheme so much, but I already have my grubby feelers out for a headsculpt that would work for Jasiel (my captain)
I saw one that would’ve been friggen grand for younger Jerome but it sold out long before i could get the money for it. And I have found legitimate good sculpts for John and I think Jacob while just farting around on kitbash stores and stuff. But I don’t like either of them so they’re low on my priority list. That awful tiny faced one I found just made me so happy and still does every time I see it.
#i had a knock off bradley cooper head that didn't really look like bradley cooper at all#like enough you could see it but not that youd guess it without a hint#which is what soldiers story figures do best really because theyre obviously not actually meant to be a celebrity without permission#of course not or a copyrighted character they dont have the license for who would do that#agent jack the james bond clone and that figure i have called resistance pierre thats brad pitt from that shitting tarantino movie#or the fact that sharky is a knock off fasbender or whatever?#nahhh totally not youre looking for things that arent there its pure coincidence
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Eventually this will become a bunker based roombox. Going to cover floor and ceiling with plaster or grout or something to give the cement look which is cheap and easy to do and will make the corrugated texture that happened because of too much paint not be visible anymore on the bottom. Then paint and weather.
Thinking large plastic tubing painted for pipe work since the only home repair store that sold piping i could've used closed but i can get large plastic tubing in varying sizes by the meter.
Ive got a bed and a single locker but its not quite right, so im going to make a non bunk bed using dowels probably.
Still deciding if i want it to look like New Dawn where it began style or just a standard bunker. Which really only effects lighting and wall deco. Which arent such big things.
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Sometimes the Dep wears Sharky’s hoodie
remains one of my favorite head canons.
#far cry 5#fc5#fc5 oc#junior deputy#i really want to get more modern casual clothing that looks just like real human clothes for the figures
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