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The thing about alcohol is that it cures my anxiety in the short run while making my anxiety worse in the long run.

This is also the thing about the Internet.

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motherfuckers will be like "i don't even like tea" have you fucking tried keats and co?

because what you MEAN is that you don't like fucking celestial seasonings or tazo like no shit you don't THEY SUCK.

Call me when you've drunk some real tea.

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TURTLES ALL THE WAY DOWN (2024) dir. Hannah Marks

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Respectfully, I would not buy tumblr for negative one million dollars. No one who is healthy wants the kind of power associated with owning a social media platform.

I vote for John Green to buy tumblr. Whatever he does with it would be deserved.

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Are you actually fr John Green or is this a gimmick blog??

¿por qué no los dos?

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Still can't believe they let me use the font Bembo in Everything Is Tuberculosis just because I fucking love this Pietro Bembo story so much.

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I find it absolutely hilarious that the signed edition of everything is tuberculosis costs five dollars less than the unsigned version.

I should sign all the egg cartons. I'd end inflation by myself.

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Will you be releasing an audio book version of everything is TB?

I'm ADHD and it would be much easier to listen to rather then read lol

There is an audiobook, and it's narrated by me! So if you want to hear my voice for five and a half hours talking to you about tuberculosis, you're in luck.

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I just realised that you're john green and not some random guy

It's very simple.

I am a coffee and tea company that donates 100% of its profit to charity.

Corporate social media accounts--and tumblr may be a commercially irrelevant social medium but it is both social and a medium--are run by human beings.

The human being who runs this one is John Green. He used to write novels but now he writes about the world's deadliest infectious disease.

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happy pub day to the little book that has occupied my brain for the past four years. my prayer for you and for us is that you live long enough to be called "Everything Was Tuberculosis."

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Today I told my wife that I had a post go viral on tumblr and she said, "Did all twelve people on tumblr like it?"

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get in losers we're killing caesar.

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gentle reminder: Caesar dies tomorrow.

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the moral courage it takes to delete your banger posts.

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everythingistb.com

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will this be the last chance to get a new signed JG book since you fucked up your arm signing them all?

(love your work btw I’m trying to get a copy of everything is TB as I type)

Probably.

I mostly fucked up my shoulder, not my arm, but there is some long-term damage there that seems to have resulted directly from my signing my name 700,000 times in the last twelve years.

I'm very grateful for the chance to have signed so many books, but at some point you have to realize that you will never recover your youth and will in fact continue to degenerate until you are no longer able to maintain homeostasis.

Worse still, you become a nostalgia act, wiling away your days on an undead social media platform answering questions written by a five-headed dragon.

But even if you can't sign books, you can still write them, so that's a bit of a consolation.

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Who cares about that weirdo's social media profiles but his new book about tuberculosis fucking rules; you should preorder a signed copy now at everythingistb.com.

is John green actually on tumblr or not