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Man I suck at drawing tvs, it's just a block at this point..

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I was here long ago so gather round the coach as I tell the legend of HYDRATE THAT PUSSY. Oh how long ago it was...

Hey so like as the person who started that

HYDRATE YOUR PUSSY

thing, it's sad to see that only your first like 750 followers would know what that is (ノ´Д｀)ノ

Real ones will drop a #hydratethatpussy in the reblogs

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go my tennas. eat my gifs

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YOU! I- THAT WAS UNFORTUNATELY A GOOD ONE.

Ruthlessness is mercy upon our souls.

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they'll remember that

"Papyrus is sparing you" chat let's kill him

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AH-HA WHOS THE C-CHRONICALLY ONLINE ONE NOW?

I consume so much Tumblr in a day I start quoting posts none of my friends will understand

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four characters ive never drawn before, big things are happening on the heyguysijusthereforawesome blog😋

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Your username came up in my notifs and I just HAVE to ask if there’s a story behind the username or like some level of context bc I’m absolutely obsessed with it

Hehe. You'll never know.

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His head, it's different...

You've been bootleg Burning Spice plushie'd! Reblog to totally bootleg Burning Spice plushie your followers!

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Vaccines don't cause autism. Papyrus Undertale breaks into your house and stares at your baby like this

Until they're autistic. Sometimes Undyne comes with him and this makes your baby gay. If Mettaton is with him. Baby will trans gender.

If Sans shows up all hope is lost the baby is ruined and it's first words will be "get dunked on". Throw the baby away. Start over. New baby.

Y'all keep misunderstanding my vision so here's the run down. Warning: I'm doing just about every character in the gane

Papyrus = autism

Undyne = gay. All sexualities included in this

Mettaton = trans. All gender identities included in this

Sans = ruined baby. Start over

Frisk makes the baby determined

Toriel takes over. Her baby now

Asgore makes the baby terminally divorced

Alphys makes the baby a weeb

Flowey makes the baby a video game completionist

Napstablook gives the baby depression

Burgerpants makes the baby a loser

Temmie gives the baby Adhd also a college scholarship

Bratty tries to eat the baby. And catty like. Totally saves the baby!!! Omg Bratty!!!

Mad Dummy gives the baby anger issues

Asriel becomes a big brother to the baby

Monster Kid makes the baby an Undyne and Papyrus stan

Snowdrake makes the baby the worlds worst comedian

Greater dog plays cards with the baby and loses

Lesser dog is overwhelmed with affection from the baby

Dogressa and Dogamy cancel out Asgore's terminal divorce. Only a 5% of them showing though.

Doggo gives the baby a nicotine addiction

☝✌💧❄☜☼ ☜☼☜✌💧☜💧 ❄☟☜ 👌✌👌✡ ☞☼⚐💣 ❄☟☜ ☠✌☼☼✌❄✋✞☜

Grillby wants the baby to pay its tab already

Heats Flamesman makes the baby Really Good at remebering names

Chara makes the baby terminally misunderstood

Jerry makes the baby the absolute worst. Another ruined baby.

Froggit makes the baby not know why it's here

Vegetoid teacges the baby the importance of a balanced diet

Whimsalot makes the baby a battle hardened knight akin to Joan of Arc

Loox gives the baby a Complex

Woshua cleans your baby. Why is your baby so filthy

Aaron makes the baby a gym rat

Shyren gives the baby Vocal Talent

Knight Knight makes the baby sleepy

Madjick makes the baby a wizard

Astigmatism gives the baby an even bigger complex

Whimsum makes the baby anxious

Icecap wants your baby to stop looking at its hat

The baby puts a decoration on Gyftrots horns much to his dismay

Annoying Dog runs away with the baby and leaves a strange dog residue in the crib

The Nicecream guy makes your baby want to open a business in the worst locations

The Royal Guards make your baby a Dude Bro in the best way

Tsundere plane totally doesn't think your baby is cute or make it a tsundere or anything

Vulcan makes your baby the ultimate hypeman

Pyrope makes your baby turn up the heat

Muffet makes your baby broke. Also it owes her 9999G

Moldsmal makes the baby understand the world

Gerson makes the baby Old

Migosp makes your baby friends with the wrong crowd

Final Froggit makes the baby know exactly why it's here

Moldsbygg makes your baby respect boundaries

Mad Mew Mew makes the baby a magical girl and also better than everyone else

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Uh is it my life?

GUESS THE MUSICAL!!!

Mama Mia! Here we go again!

DO. YOU. KNOW IT???

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(I will not forget that) I know I slay

Hey so I heard of 'Satan crashing out'. Wanna make a deal?

What's the deal..?

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Well I can barely animation

Hey so I heard of 'Satan crashing out'. Wanna make a deal?

What's the deal..?

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Have I ever been CH-CH-CH-CHRONICALLY ONLINE?

You know what time it is!!

CH-CH-CH-CHRONICALLY ONLINE!

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I'll eat you because you deserve it

I eat animals because they deserve it

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Hes such a silly goober

PIANOSAURUSSSSSSSS

LOVED DESIGNING THIS FELLA!!! I tried making him kinda like a spinosaurus but with piano keys lol

Anyways, this guy came out in the early 90s! He was a two-in-1 kinda toy, where you could remove his head and play him like a normal piano, or attach his head onto his toy body and he becomes a real musical dinosaur! There’s buttons on his hands, one to make him talk/ roar, the other one to play music!!

As for how he is in the Park, he’s a lonely fellow who was going to be introduced with all of his musical dinosaur friends, but sadly, a meteor known as “budget cuts” struck and scrapped not only his friends but the exhibit to go along with him.

He likes to follow Yarnaby around, and he’s practically convinced that they’re best buddies. Unfortunately, they aren’t, but Yarnaby doesn’t have the capability of speaking.

At the end of the day, he’s just your typical dinosaur that just wants to be your friend! Please. He’s quite lonely.

Don’t worry Pianosaurus, I’m sure Doey could be your friend!

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Tree gone

your beloved free

Bro what do you mean disaster strikes 😭🙏