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FINALLY - THE LONG AWAITED “FRUIT CULT: WHERE ARE THEY NOW?” POST HAS HIT THE PRESSES!

It’s only been like. 3, 4 months since the saga ended so this is right on time fuck you! - It took a LONG time setting up interviews to record all this information ESPECIALLY since the majority of the ex fruit cult members hate me and I had to go undercover to procure them.

So, at long last - here it is!

The Tree of Growth / Fruit Cult: Where Are They Now?!

Apple is living their best life (for the most part) under the care of Allison in their shared home in Illinois. They have come out as nonbinary and aroace (and cut their hair!!) and spends plenty of time in therapy and at their local community garden, munching on apples and garlic bread. They also enjoy coloring. Oh wait- oh shit :/ the drywall got them. Oops. Nevermind. Rip.

Fig has joined an incredibly shady secret government organization and is working on an extremely top secret mission as we speak (probably has something to do with hunting down Mulberry though.) She and Cherry remain happily married and are making it work long distance.

Shrimp Man / Cherry Tomato has broken out of jail, hopped the border, and bought a beautiful cabin by the seaside where they will spend the rest of their days in (moderate) peace!

Lemon / Sadie is finishing her agriculture degree and renting a lovely house in the New York countryside with Polaris and their foster daughter Charlotte. They are in therapy and using gardening and animal husbandry to cope. She’s planning on proposing to and marrying Polaris for real once they graduate and settle down a bit more.

Lychee / Polaris is finishing up her astrophysics degree at Cornell with Sadie and Charlotte. She’s developed a particular interest in radio astronomy and has scored an especially exclusive summer internship that will almost certainly lend her to a fantastic career after graduation. They regret their time with the cult but can’t help but miss it, maybe - just a bit.

Date / Allison is currently fulfilling their prison sentence in community service as Apple’s caretaker! They reside in a small bungalow in Illinois. They’re desperately homesick and missing their family (and Percy) but is doing their best to take genuine care of Apple (but maybe not top notch. Who can blame them.) They regret everything :)

Cherry / Aura was deported to Canada and has returned to the Children of the Sun (very fun hippie commune). Technically they are jailed there but the hippies aren’t too fond of the prison industrial complex so I’m sure they’re vibing. Fig brings them “cool stuff that THEY CANNOT TELL the government about” from time to time.

Mulberry / Vrispeta is not dead!! After Area 51 they’re just trying to figure out what to do with her life. You can follow her adventures at @muppetjokernum8ereightfan ! I think she’s on the moon right now or some shit?!

Peach is in physical recovery after being turned into a quadparalegic thanks to Apple and is currently staying with his boyfriend while waiting for their prosthetics to come in. He is in a lot of debt.

Custard Apple has just woken up after a very long nap and is extremely confused.

Acai / Percy died of lead poisoning :( they’re out there rotting in the ocean, somewhere… - their ghost is likely haunting the shit out of Allison :) (Affectionate haunting, of course, nothing crazy.)

Starfruit has gone back to their normal life - but is still very dedicated to the Fruit God! He is also still posting at @squireofthegrove

Orange went home with her mom and is currently working on finishing her One Piece binge an hour at a time.

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If YOU are an ex member of the fruit cult and have something you’d like to share about your life after that is not listed here, feel free to reach out and I’ll edit you in <3

But enough of those losers - What about me?! The infamous mysterious tog blog… Who am I?! Was I really just Lemon pulling a fast one on the rest of the group? Or was that only a facade ?? Am I an angel?! A crazy super fan?! The Fruit God Herself?!?

Heh. Wouldn’t you like to know.

I’ll continue posting here on occasion. Its members may have moved on but the Tree is eternal.., And I have many… many unfinished plans….

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ok

i am going to break the silence of pretending this is all real to say we fruit cultists are still friends bts and we are having a great time this valentines day

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i am going to break the silence of pretending this is all real to say we fruit cultists are still friends bts and we are having a great time this valentines day

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P*neapple was a slur. I don't remember who it was for, but I remember that people were arguing online about who could reclaim it. People were censoring it like "p*neapple" and then there was discourse about whether or not censoring it was the right thing to do.

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I dont know what to do with my life anymore

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more bullshit pt 2 :)

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I’ve collected some art our members have shared over the months! Some fruit, some not. Will do my best to provide adequate credit but I don’t have everyone’s blogs. Please lmk if you have anything to add or would like any of this taken down.

^^^ Above is all work from @sk8tercrazy aka Date who is clearly very very talented !!!

^^ Some awesome portraits from @controversialcoven I believe!

^^ Some incredible self portraits by @figfiggyfigure - I might come back and add some of her great poetry too!

That’s it for the first post cause dumb silly image limits. There’s more so I’ll be back!

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Hey everyone. Trans rights

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DUDE WTF YOURE THE GUY THEYRE FORCING ME TO LOOK AFTER

too insane for prison, too insane to live by myself, now forced to live with the person who ran over my fucking legs…. Hm.

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ok so me and Percy ran away and were now boat hopping to the uk. I guess were big time criminals now.

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IT WAS AN FBI AGENT

There’s been a van outside all evening and the guy is just sitting in there staring at my window and I feel really freaked out.

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It’s that fucking red one it’s really freaking me out

There’s been a van outside all evening and the guy is just sitting in there staring at my window and I feel really freaked out.

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There’s been a van outside all evening and the guy is just sitting in there staring at my window and I feel really freaked out.

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𝔪𝔞𝔨𝔨𝔬𝔫

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Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

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Good morning tumblr. I have woken up before Percy, to be honest I didn’t sleep at all last night.

I’m just gonna pack my bag and clean up while they’re sleeping so we can catch our flight. It’s a little later cause this is, early early morning here in the US. But I’m excited for it to be regular morning in the uk.