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I must iterate that I am living vicariously through and am happy for everyone who has been able to go. However. Take Me With You

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Boy Jerry is the back is killing me (pun intended) 🤣

could you uh draw abby camp lautski perhaps :3

I think I like Lautski a bit more after drawing this 🤭

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thank my best friend for this creation.

times I've been called out with this video: 34

credits: @airys-cafe

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Jerries Headcanons

Some are NSFW because... it's them.

They were childhood friends, the kind where their parents would set them up on play dates when they were like three.

Girl Jeri is constantly fidgeting, she makes and keeps homemade bead bracelets on her so she can fidget with them.

They both wanted to be teachers growing up.

They've been skinny dipping together 🤭

While both are very horny and repressed, Boy Jerry is a top, while Girl Jeri is much more of a switch. They would both be into wax and temperature play if they let themselves be.

Boy Jerry is extremely obsessed with correct punctuation.

Both love s'mores, but at this point it's mostly for the nostalgia, since they bonded over sharing them at summer camp. Boy Jerry likes his marshmallows burnt, while Girl Jeri prefers hers toasted golden-brown.

Neither got their driver's license until after high school, due to strict parents. Once he got his, Boy Jerry drove Girl Jeri everywhere. He was shocked (and flustered) when, years later, she revealed she had gotten her license at the same time, but pretended not to know how to drive so that he would drive her around.

Girl Jeri is like, scarily good at cards, in a way you'd never expect.

Boy Jerry was going to propose to Girl Jeri just before she revealed to him that she was pregnant and her family kicked her out. He couldn't afford a ring, so he had made her a beaded bracelet that said "BE MY WIFE ?" He felt bad and backed out because he didn't want to seem like he was only proposing out of obligation, plus the complication of her getting kicked out.

The two of them stayed in an old abandoned cabin when they were raising Lil Jerry. The cabin used to be part of the summer camp, separate lodging for the counselors, but after a few of them disappeared due to some mysterious cult activity, a new counselor cabin was built closer to camp.

Boy Jerry chopped down trees to cope with his anxiety and tamp down sexual frustration while he was living there, Lil Jerry picked up this habit from him.

Lil Jerry was a very taciturn and creepy child, almost unsettlingly happy.

Girl Jeri sang to her child when she was pregnant and when he was newborn. She likes The Beatles, Billy Joel, and The Beach Boys.

There's an alternate universe where Nibblenephim manipulates their lust and they become a full-on cannibal murder couple, Sweeney Todd style.

Before all this happened, when she was a teenager trying not to give in to lust, Girl Jeri had a dream that Boy Jerry was chasing her with an axe. In the dream, it felt like he kissed her at the same time as he swung the axe into her. She still wonders if the dream was some kind of prophecy, but she hasn't told anyone.

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Jeri's facebook pings quietly amongst the cries of her newly born child. Opening her Messenger, she sees she has received a message from Paul:

Hey Jeri. Not sure if you remember me, I'm Jerry's cousin. We talked a little while ago. I hadn't heard from Jerry in a while - I just called him and he said he was staying with you a lot at Idonwanabang? That something happened with your family? I didn't want to pry but just wanted to check that everything was okay.

((Officially from @theguywhodoesntlikemusicals hiiii

Jeri stares at the message for a moment as she rocks the baby in his small homemade cradle, the wood rough under her palm. She wonders whether she should respond. She's surprised, at this point, that her mother hasn't already told the whole town about what happened. The cabin is boiling hot around her and she finds her heart racing, torn between saving face and the possibility of a confidante.

"Hey Paul! Yes, it's true, we're staying at camp right now. They're doing a job training retreat for counselors. As for my family, he's probably talking about"

Jeri finds tears gathering in her eyes as she fails to think of a lie. She swallows the lump in her throat and deletes her message.

"Hey Paul. You probably don't want to message me. I did something very bad and my family doesn't want anything to do with me anymore, rightfully so. Your cousin has been there for me--he's a good man, a kind man, a strong man... but I still messed up. It's probably best if you and the rest of Hatchetfield ignored me at this point. But don't worry, Jerry is okay."

ooc: Hey! Sorry it took me a while to respond to this, I had a busy work week. Tysm for the engagement :)

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The skills section of some Starkid character wikis crack me up here are some of my faves

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thank you starkid for gracing us with lauren lopez and jon matteson

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Boy Jerry, who released you and gave you a job?

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“i asked ChatGPT" well I asked Linda Monroe and she said that she hopes that you don't get a Wiggly and that she hopes you fucking die

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a straight woman and the gay man she bosses around

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it’s 2025 emma!!! it’s 2025 paulkins!!! we’re so back!!!

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not me listening to Next Time again and being this close to sobbing. because, like…yeah. this song really gets the constant pain of separation that so many Hatchetfield characters go through. Paul and Emma will only connect right before it’s too late for everyone, before the universe ends. Lex and Ethan will have each other, but they’ll be separated by something beyond their control, whether by death or running to protect those they love. Tom and Becky will have loved each other long ago, lose each other, and find each other again, before tragedy. Duke will fall for Holloway each time, but she knows he’ll always have to forget her. Pete and Steph will find each other, but only after they’ve lost so much that they loved before. But they all have to believe that they’ll find each other in the next timeline, get to love each other again, if only briefly.

anyways, Hatchetfield, stop breaking my heart challenge (impossible).

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for the first time in over a year, I’m thinking about a world where Duke was in Black Friday. I’ll never write this fic, but I imagine he’d be there for similar reasons as Becky—getting a doll for one of the kids he works with. I imagine we’d see him and Becky chatting in line—I like to imagine they’re good friends, given that their work has some similarities, and that they’re both motivated by helping people. Maybe he’d end up going along with Tom and Becky for a bit? (….I think they’d get separated, though. For multiple reasons.)

I also think he would hate Linda Monroe. With the passion of a thousand suns. You can’t tell me that he would hear “they’re not going to share one, like some junkie children with a needle!” and not be incandescently furious. I imagine a lot of his anger’s hidden behind some Southern bless-your-heart sort of thing, and there’s a non-zero chance he starts trying to chew her out for saying such a thing.

and, well…this is a world where Wilbur won. And I can’t help but think that maybe after Wilbur was done making Linda the prophet, he might be interested in dropping by and seeing the man Holloway works with in so many other timelines. Which would be so bad for Duke, but it is fun to imagine, I’ll admit.

Ooh! And him interacting with Lex and Hannah would be fun for this one. After all, he probably knows them already—might even know about Nightmare Time, too. I suppose I don’t know if this timeline is one where Lex already trusts him on some level, but it can’t really be ruled out. Plus, we know that he chooses to believe people when something he cannot deny being supernatural happens, so that’d probably be a benefit if he talked to Hannah in this AU. (…I wonder if he’d be there for Do You Want To Play?)

anyways, this is rambly, and maybe not the best organized. But I have thoughts, I suppose.

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something something, the Town That Now Sure Despises Musicals

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Obsessed with Jon having two of the most ICONIC Starkid moments. Those moments ofc being Paul singing at the end of TGWDLM and the start of The Summoning. Like he really is the favourite

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i'm . very insane about NPMD rn