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neowiganism. pey wet revival

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Sunset, wheat beer drunk on the balcony, reading che bjcp card on Witbier, listening to the bird chirping

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When I eat a grains and beans kinda of meal I feel good and fine especially when I put some spicy kick in it and I tell to myself "I should eat this stuff more". Then I remember that time in my life when I followed a streamer that aired in the morning and one time he was getting up every once in a while to go stir his pot of barley and fava beans soup or something saying that his lunches were mostly this kind of stuff since he went vegan; on the same night he was supposed to stream again with a friend but they couldn't go live before he fixed the toiled he clogged with a massive shit.

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In my costant look out for stuff to drink, tonight I've gone to a place that sells craft beer, but I had to drive and I had already toasted with prosecco at a birthday party just before, so I went and asked for some funky cans that I could bring home. The guy was happy to open the fridge and I picked as per usual IPAs and other less malty styles. I've commented on how beautiful were the belgian bottles in the other fridge, but I said I like those with a piping hot dish of french fries, and I do not fry at home, so I couldn't pick them. The guy was wery amused at my whole spiel and when he realized he hadn't any shopper to give the cans in gifted me a tote bag of the store. I asked to pay for it twice but he woudn't budge. So now I've got 4 craft beers from sweden, estonia and the likes, and a sick tote bag with a cartoon skeleton drinking beer, for the low price of €21.

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When I'm clothes shopping alone you could say I gravitate towards stuff that would make me look like a third gen pokemon trainer, or ryuko matoi. I'm almost thirty years old.

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We here at Sylph Co. are proud to announce the opening of an official tumblr account. By manufacturing and distributing Pokéballs and Trainer Acessories, we're not just selling supplies, we're selling connections between people and pokémon

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Playing 舞拳/Wuquan ("dance fist [game]") for a chance at free items

Wuquan is a game popular with post '00 young people and is particularly seen in club settings where music is loud and the game can be played without speaking (while also looking like a dance and including hand holding). The game is essentially Rock Paper Scissors with a direction guessing component. This video illustrate the one-handed and two-handed variation of the game.

English added by me :)

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I have a highschool friend that moved to california because her husband works as a researcher there and they are literal immigrants in the USA but they are white and european and educated so I am so fucking afraid of asking them about the riots and getting something along the lines of "we did it properly, we are in the right and the illegal immigrants are in the wrong, it's just right they get deported"

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I don't watch Taskmaster but sometimes I find clips of it on youtube, and there was a task in wwhich the contestants had to eat a egg as fast as possible, and they were provided said egg raw. My take on the challange would have been to separate the yolk from the white, go to the kitchen and find black pepper, hot sauce, worcestershire sauce and whip up a Praire Oyster, all while explaining the story of the cocktail. Then with the white I would find a lemon to juice, ice and whisky to make myself a whiskey sour, complaining there was no ruby port to float on top to do a new york sour. Then I would slam down the two cocktails and declare I had consumed the egg.

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When I'm done with this academic stuff I shall not stop writing, catch me re reading Teppuu for the fifth time and finally write a review

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"They want to drop the Atomic... We need to pray. 3 Pater, 3 Ave, 3 Gloria, many times a day" -my grandma

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Being in this room, in this time of the year, in this academic circumstances, and pantless, makes me want to watch kill la kill

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Walter Molino

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We had the daughter of a very annoying client come over and she was a sweet girl very polite and smiling. When she went away a collegue said "she was her daughter? How comes she is so joyful" to wich I've said "I mean, I'm gonna say something terrible here, but a she is on a shit ton of venlafaxine"