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pornstar stage names are so deep like they always got some mad history and inspiration behind them u would never think so
dix was my grandmothers maiden name when she survived the second world war thats why ive decided to make it my surname
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The thing that still really confuses me about my body is the line on my balls like it literally goes from the tip of my dick all the way to my ass like the rest of my body managed to fuse together without leaving some nasty stank scar a foot long what is ur deal
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This is what Christmas in Australia is like
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21/12/12 - 1:30am
All dressed up and no end of the world to go to.
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The Game of Thrones calendar

Ned is Mr. January and he is looking very smug because he was right. Winter came.

Cersei

BABY. THAT’S MY BABY. YOU SO PRETTY BABY.

Tyrion

Catelyn’s month is May 2013 aka the month in which the Red Wedding airs on TV and that is NOT FUNNY HBO!
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Oh shit! The ENTIRE NEW installment of Trapped In The Closet is streaming on IFC.com now: http://www.ifc.com/trapped/
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