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I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

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my beautiful wife "open link in new tab"

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watch out lads i’m about to try to drrrraaaaaaaaaw somethin

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Yeah this is my wet hay perfume. this one’s my wet forest soil one, but then this other one is just plain wet soil. This one’s rotten citrus wet soil. That’s my fresh tennis ball one. Ohh and that one is supposed to represent the horrors of war lol

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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam

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I don’t take hints. Throw a rock at me

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I don’t like getting kicked in the head anymore

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i just need to have more rules for myself. more rules and limits. surely that will help me

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I don't know if anyone else has noticed this (I have special sensitivities and powers) but it's kind of warm out.

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Your Eyes are Vacant and Theres something Evil as Fuck About You

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www.actions.com/consequences

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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(

yeah in most ways. Good luck out there

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I once fed a bird screws and he kept flying back asking for more.

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