Just call me Subs - 20 - Capricorn - Sucker for Aesthetic and Memes - Fight me
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I love them and this game too much smh
I give Thanatos like- all my damn nectar man
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Kids often have difficulty asking the questions they want to know the answer to. They might not have the words to phrase their questions clearly, so, as an educator, you have to rely on context clues and guesswork to figure out what theyâre really trying to ask.
For instance, last week a little boy looked at a concretion I was explaining and asked, âIs it real?â
Yes, itâs ârealâ. Itâs not imaginary, itâs not synthetic, and it formed as an encrustation on corroding metal, without human interference in the process. But what he actually wanted to know was if it had ever been aliveâspecifically, if it was a coral, and if so, a freshly dead one, or a fossilized one.
He couldnât articulate this. He simply continued to ask âIs it real?â over and over again with increasing frustration, and I had to keep trying different angles and answering in different ways before I managed to figure out what he wanted to know. Itâs like⊠charades. Sort of. Without the âsilenceâ part. So⊠not like charades at all.
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a comic about someone who gets a visit from the reaper a bit sooner than expected, but has someone whos been waiting for themÂ
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Half of the people on tumblr:Â âI talk pretty tough for someone with a soft, fluffy bunny heart full of feelings.â Me, unable to relate:Â âI talk a lot about tolerance and understanding for someone who is always 2 seconds away from serious violence.â
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Your heart is so full of hatred, you are not fit to be a king.
Danai Gurira as Okoye in Black Panther (2018)
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Me: Minimum wage jobs are essential jobs
My dad: Thatâs not true
Me: If nobody worked those minimum wage jobs weâd have no supermarkets or restaurants, no factories, and everything would be filthy because nobody would be cleaning it
My dad: Then somebody else would do those jobs
Me: So youâre saying those jobs need to be done? So theyâre essential jobs?
My dad: Theyâre not essential
Me:Â

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I really hate how âyour partner shouldnât be a psychicâ has evolved into âyou cannot expect your partner to be intuitive to your needs or wants at allâ because thatâs⊠quite frankly ugly and a really good way to make your relationship feel like a chore.Â
I pay attention to the things my partners like and Store Thatâą in my little brainspace until it becomes useful. My bf likes tea. We were cleaning out an office full of stuff yesterday and they had some tea leftover they wouldâve thrown out, so I took it home to him. Wow! He didnât tell me he needed or wanted that, but he appreciated it because itâs something he likes.
Not everything has to be some grand gesture to show your s/o that youâre into them and youâre paying attention to them. I recall someone saying they wrote down things about their S/O and their interests so they could look back and remind themselves since their memory sucked. Things like that matter.
And I think itâs really cruel to tell people, and especially women who this type of shit is always put towards, that they arenât allowed to want romance or spontaneity because itâs an âunreasonableâ expectation. It really isnât. Healthy communication does not inherently mean constant hand-holding.Â
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Yoooo lemme bless your dashboard
(Feel free to add your pics too đđ)
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dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS



These horrific, sexist, racist paragraphs - screenshotted and shared for posterity by James Smythe, to whom we are all indebted - are the work of one Liam OâFlynn, a writer and English teacher. Evidently, they come from his book Writing With Stardust: the Ultimate Descriptive Guide for students, parents, teachers, and lovers of English, and are intended as examples of good writing.
UM.
Dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS SHIT. IT IS SUPER GROSS AND FETISHISTIC AND ALSO TERRIBLE WRITING. THIS IS WHY WE CANâT HAVE NICE THINGS.Â
Like I just. âHer virility-brown eyes -â WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? How can you have an âAmazonian figureâ ON a âwafer-thin bodyâ when âfigureâ is a word that describeâs a bodyâs shape, and Amazonian means pretty much the DIRECT FUCKING OPPOSITE of âwafer-thinâ in the first place? What the shitting fuck does ANY of this mean, apart from âI am only nebulously familiar with the concept of women and completely at a loss if I canât compare their various bodyparts to jewels, animals and footstuffsâ?
STOPÂ
GO TO WRITING JAIL
GO DIRECTLY TO WRITING JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
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They never said making pizza dough was a pizza cake.
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Brown hyenas and their furry ponchos. đ
26 May 2018
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