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> robot bf being a little shit !!
#realizing that the reason i yearn for older tech is because it gives this vibe#like u wanna google something its gonna take me about 5 full minutes strap in motherfucker#how bad does ur ass wanna see pictures of dogs#and u better learn patience bc if u start clicking incessantly ohh bitch i hope u like the colour blue#idk. i liked knowing that there was a tumultuous relationship between my tech and i and at best i could hope to be its equal if i was polite#and if not then fuck me theres nothing i can do to make it bend to my will. it is the keeper of the dog jpegs after all#the day my stuff started giving me everything i wanted was the day i forgot how to let myself sit and do nothing#ive been fighting to relearn that ever since#and its not bc my phone wants to hang out with me i assure you
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Out of touch Spock Thursday
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Books on Libby have started disappearing.
My friend pointed it out first, and then I started noticing too. Why would books that multiple libraries definitely, 100% had digital access to a couple of months/weeks/days ago disappear?
Amazon is getting exclusive rights to them.
Ebooks that the public library once had digital copies of are now only available through Amazon. Audible boasts on their covers about Audible-exclusive audiobooks that did not used to be Audible-exclusive. Entire series and collections are disappearing overnight.
Keep your eyes on the privatization of media and your libraries.
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Nice of the princess to invite us to pride, gay luigi
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RIP cotton hill you would have loved getting to kill the nazis of today
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have you posted the joe rogan comedy special edit that ones really really fucking funny to me
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The longer I exist as a loudly proudly gay man the more I think that cishet men aren't actually attracted to women.
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You ever hear that old chestnut about how most people neglect the part of the story of Icarus where he also had to avoid flying too low, lest the spray of the sea soak his feathers and cause him to fall and drown? You ever think about how different the world would be if Icarus died that way instead? If the idiom was to Fly To Close To The Sea? A warning against playing it far too safe, about not stretching your wings and soaring properly? You ever think about how Icarus died because he was happy?
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#he is truly a modern bard#video#it just occured to me how powerful shit like vicious mockery would actually be#like if i slipped and fell and my opponent did this i would stay tf down
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it'd be really cool if everyone put their money where their mouths are and went and saw the new fully 2d animated looney tunes movie that's in theaters RIGHT NOW instead of continuing to scream about the snow white and lilo and stitch remakes
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this guy really always had something to say about almost everything and nearly all of it is still completely relevant almost 200 years later. fascinating stuff.
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That old lady in Novac : Why did you bring me over here under Dinky the T Rex?
The Courier :

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