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OH MY GOD

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it’s interesting how wii channel music became shorthand for millennial existential despair. it was composed to be cheerful and quirky, but as the miis are symbolic of ourselves they inherited our agony

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found this Gem, This Certified Tumblr Artifact at the thrift store for a buck fifty today. i saw it and immediately had to have this horror

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apriishydoeden submitted: Shhhhh

It is nap time for car park gulls

everybody please be quiet, please

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date someone who loves your belly

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i had a dream where the hottest meme on tumblr was like… posts where you listed off people who should be prioritised for safety if the great flood happens again (like noahs arc) and it got to the point where they would span for hours and hours down your dash listing more and more obscure traits like “people who have had a front tooth removed but never had a filling” and “people who stood in dog shit last saturday”

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drake?

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and yet the silence from the alvin and the chipmunks fandom is deafening.

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ok so the other night i had a dream about reading creepypasta and i dreamt that i read the scariest creepypasta EVER and in the dream it seemed so hair-raising but thinking back now it was like

“i signed into xbox live and i had a message from a guy i beat in a game that said ‘i have long feet and i’m gonna get you’”

and then the narrator went to bed and woke up with long feet guy stretching his feet from across the world in through the narrator’s window and into his bed

and i woke up with my heart POUNDING i was so scared Long Feet Man was gonna touch me with his long feet

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What are we gonna do when the plague is over