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i am so easily impressed by trees

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I'm in love with my friends :)

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I (re)watched the first episode of Sherlock, in London, while eating fish and chips. Middle school me would be so proud

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oh so we're doing scooby doo crimes now

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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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to fall in love is to create a religion that has a fallible god

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i’m like joan of arc if god didn’t talk to her

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we are the daughters of the parents who had sex and got pregnant

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Dude you cant even tie a bunch of bed sheets together to make a makeshift rope and descend from a window anymore

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when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to

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Hey good news. Good news. We hemmed and hawed so long about the situation with the Omelas hole that the kid in the Omelas hole is now the Adult in the Omelas hole. Still suffering exactly as much, but they've lost the charisma bump that a kid gets just from being a kid so the sense of moral urgency is pretty, you know, I mean it's still bad, but like, whatever, you know. It's some middle aged guy having a real bad day, alright, that's not that exceptional. Get over it buddy

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notice how linkedin isn’t on maslow’s hierarchy of needs

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Older than history itself

What if the oldest vampire was a Neanderthal girl 🤔

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my queer ravioli making workshop starts next Thursday and the community couldn't be less excited

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Okay so I should probably start uploading my oil paintings here.