Much like various others on this site, I have no idea what I'm doing.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
I don’t usually do crossovers, but a comic idea popped into my head, so i decided to see where it went o/ cw: blood







33K notes
·
View notes
Text
I find it funny when people say that Hugo is the stronger of the two. Like, I know Donella trained him and all but have you looked at that man?? He's a freaking TWIG. Varian "grew up on a farm" Ruddiger could snap him in half without even trying
Hugo: Do you trust me?
Varian: Not as far as I could throw you.
Hugo: *looks at Varian's biceps* So pretty far then
312 notes
·
View notes
Text
Do you ever think about how varian as raps and Eugene’s sibling is like. Wanted. Prime marriage target. Could easily land a duke. But then he runs off with a homeless guy
216 notes
·
View notes
Text
Hugo: Bad news—Nuru locked herself outside of her own house.
Hugo: Good news—we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Hugo: Bad news—Yong finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™️. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys.
Hugo: Good news—a cute guy saw me do it.
Hugo: Bad news—it was Varian, and since he's already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can’t see without my glasses, he’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. He knows.
655 notes
·
View notes
Text
i love a good genderqueer girlfailure hugo but like i feel like we’ve accidentally pushed loser hugo so hard that now we’re just feeding varian’s ego and it’s making things 100 times worse. like this guy drew a goatee on himself to take over a kingdom and then ate shit and fell on his face. he was so desperate for companionship that he took in a random raccoon he just fucking found on his dads farm. he called cass “milady” when he tried to flirt with her (??????) and sure its been abt 3 or 4 years but like he doesn’t have a lot of relationship experience i promise you 4 years isn’t gonna do much for him
205 notes
·
View notes
Text
Belladonna of Sadness, dir. Eiichi Yamamoto, 1973
30K notes
·
View notes
Text
i know down to my bones that Jon T. Archivist would fucking hate Cecil Palmer and frankly thinking about it is giving me Life.
Jon, taking Cecil’s statement: “Let’s go over the details again.” Cecil, daintly crossing one leg over his knee: “Oh, I forgot to mention the part about Hiram being a five-headed dragon. That’s probably important context, right?” Jon, taking a long deep breath: “Yes. Please continue with your………… statement.” Cecil: “Well, one of his heads possessed me, because they purchased my lot at the yearly auction, which I was not a fan of.” Jon, slowly taking pieces of paper and ripping them into perfect strips: “Mhm, of course.”
meanwhile in the next room, Martin and Carlos are getting on like a house on fire bc they are both perfect angels
429 notes
·
View notes
Text
Jonathan Sims when strange events are happening:
Cecil Palmer when strange events are happening:
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Сan we talk about the fact that the Wikipedia article about the cartoon All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 was closed for editing until July 6, 2021 due to the raids of hlvrai fans, while the Russian version of the article still looks like this?
“Gordon Freeman dies at the end”
413 notes
·
View notes
Text
I mean the kangaroo scenes in the manga? Absolutely spectacular. The representation us Aussies deserve.


hell is australia...
917 notes
·
View notes
Text
Gimmie Gimmie
middle school AU where Daisy is one of those wolf kids and Jon is having a Warrior Cats phase and theyre bffs send tweet
5K notes
·
View notes
Photo










“Lighten Up” by Ronald Wimberly
Beautifuly written- and drawn.
476K notes
·
View notes
Text
ireland sending aid to native americans affected by the corona virus in return for their help during the famine that is truly iconic, big brain activity
68K notes
·
View notes
Photo
I finally did that entities powerpoint! (more slides beneath the cut)
Keep reading
2K notes
·
View notes
Photo






in which martin is in ghost hunt uk, and jon is apparently a literal cryptid
i know mothman’s american but where are my mothman!jon aus
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀









the signs do be kinda vibin doe 👀👉👈😳✊👊🖐️🥺🥺
132K notes
·
View notes