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Let's settle this once and for all.

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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄

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that post that's like "what's wrong with joining the army to kill people ain't that the point" always reminds me of how a few years into the iraq war this volunteer american soldier gave an interview to the washington post where he said exactly that and candidly confessed to having already killed someone for fun but being disappointed by how easy and unexciting he felt it was, and a month later he planned and participated in a gang rape and massacre of a little girl and her family. average poor dumb kid from little old usa just trying to afford college

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the summoning

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Even if for a moment, you should turn your ear to voices most unheard. I was mindlessly watching a rust livestream and bookended by literal minutes of interpersonal silence was an irritated 20 something bemoaning the fact that ‘ten dollars used to get you white monster and pussy at the 7-11. Now they got cameras and the bathrooms are locked.’

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my neighbour said "you know your cat climbs up there and stares at me?" and I said "yeah, I know, I'm sorry."

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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Maybe this is just me being old, but I genuinely think that, in general, a well-written dialogue scene between two interesting characters is about ten thousand times more entertaining than an action scene.

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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy