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cmon

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Ten minutes without it and I already miss the mpreg Simpsons/Worm crossover from my dream 😔 I can't believe I woke up right as they were inducing Homer's labor so they could weaponize the invincible giant egg he was gonna lay

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Actually I'm good, thanks, so you can take your prayers and condescension and shove them up your ass, Iota :)

And while you're at it, maybe stop using trans women as ammo in your pathetic, one-sided feud with the author of books you haven't even read.

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I like how, that one time, Lily overreacted to something because she was really stressed, got angry, and stabbed Taylor, which Sabah didn't like.

And then that other time, Lily overreacted to something because she was really stressed, got angry, and insulted Sabah's outfit, which Sabah didn't like.

And then that other time, Lily overreacted to something because she was really stressed, got angry, and killed May, which Sabah didn't like.

And then that other time, Lily overreacted to something because she was really stressed, got angry, and left Sabah to fight a Titan on her own, which Sabah didn't like.

She really does cause every single problem in the relationship, doesn't she? And always more or less the same way. She's stressed/scared/hurt(/high on painkillers probably for the May thing), overreacts to something, gets angry/possessive/horrified, and does something (often violence) that upsets Sabah. I think, perhaps, Lily is not good at relationships lol. Or handling her emotions.

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Wildbow Antagonists Ranked By How Good They Are At Basketball

11. Barbarotem. Carries scissors at all times and therefore not allowed to run.

10. Goddess/Teacher/Amy Dallon. I don’t believe the antagonists of Ward can play basketball.

9. Davie Cavalcanti/Laird Behaim. Both ordinary middle-aged men with a square build who were killed by complete physical wrecks on their last legs. I don’t care if they were driven by rage and adrenaline if you lose a fight to Blake Thorburn or Natalie Teale you’re not winning a basketball game.

8. Charles Abrams. Undernourished and ill as a mortal man; the only time we see him act physically as the Carmine Exile he wrestles a large centipede to a draw. Unclear whether this is impressive.

7. Genevieve Fray. Huge fan of performance-enhancing drugs. Will quickly pick up the game due to her melted and malleable brain. Undermined by only working out at the library.

6. Jack Slash. Just some guy, but in good shape from running away all the time. Does enjoy games; quick reflexes.

5. Abraham Musser. In good shape, can do magic, and they do usually have basketball courts at posh European boarding schools. Still kind of a loser but easily beats out Jack.

4. Coil. Famously seven and a half feet tall.

3. Conquest. Extremely imposing on the court but not a team player. I can’t imagine him jumping for rebounds or running back in defense. Likely crumbles against strong opposition but large and in charge enough that he could defeat any mundane team by himself.

2. The Infante. The tallest and most physically powerful character on the list. Knows how to lead a team. The tentacles undoubtedly act to extend his range and options on the court. People don’t know this but he used to take his large son Augustus to basketball practice when he was younger.

1. Scion

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i think the lambs should be a magical girl team but i cant draw rn

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Gold morning

Version 2

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should i release the miasma ?

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Damn, now I have two hyperfixations with a character named Noelle whose a young skittish girl whose forced into another world, then pressured by a long time freind into taking on an item that causes her to become something with an extremely deadly powerset partially due to the machinations of a pale winged being with knowledge of the future, eventually leading to her most annoying and entitled freind to meet a horrible fate.

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Me driving to the store: Yeah I'm a Shopper 6/ Buyer 8. I'm creating a produce cluster with a kiss/kill dynamic between lettuce and tomato. This grocery shard is going to bud off into a healthy meal.

My 8 year old son Chubster: Mommy I think God should kill you

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I think the wife is a really successful ceo type A boss woman and every night she comes home to some new bullshit

oh my god!! theyre really real... i love it i love it i love it

the fact that Mannequin Impersonator is also here makes me think hes been secretly present in every post so far and just never had a reason to speak up

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sorry babe i cant blog about worm tonight i have a gig with my band. no, it’s not *sigh* it’s not like Bad Canary. it would be nice if you could come support me for once. i’m kind of feeling like…. taylor, in how you’re bullying me by not supporting my interests. *sigh* no honey, i’m not “pulling a coil on you.” i’m not pulling a jack slash, either, before you ask. what’s that? yeah, i guess we can do smugbug erp tonight. ONLY if you come to the gig though

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i like to imagine that all of your "worm-themed divorce" genre of posts are about the same person, who despite their worm obsession has somehow managed (however temporarily) to get married and hold down a job. worm reference guy cinematic universe

yes 100%! thank you for seeing my vision. her boss loathes her but he cant fire her because shes unreal at finding bugs in any software. im starting to feel kind of bad for her honestly maybe she can get a win someday

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Compilation of Wormblr Divorce Posts (WDCU)

Hunt Boss Vent Flaw Ship Moot Band Life Leet Laws Gate If you spot one in the wild, please report it for your safety and mine.

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what ever happened to all the chlones?

well unfortunately they all went extinct. im the only chlone left because i live in the quiet stillness of the abyssal depths which renders my habitat quite resilient to changes in the surface ecosystem.