skitter-queen
#1 most likely to be cloned
chloe dallon. carboniferous wormposter. main is @zyzoda; evil clone is @chitter-queen. any other evil clones are rogue agents not under my control. scientists are still uncertain as to my affinity; however, i am now considered most likely a chordate. weevilgirl header by @cpericardium
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every flashbang ive ever met thinks he's a danny hebert
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Saint: Don't you understand? That thing you love, it's not real. Everything she shows you is AI-generated!
Defiant: she certainly "generated" "A" boner for "I"
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Hate it when cis people ask unnecessary and invasive questions like "are your experiments ethical?" And "where is that screamimg coming from?"
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Congratulations! You are now a Magic-User!!
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chloe dallon if she doesn't get 50 notes immediately upon posting: "another flop 😔"
my stereotypical pericardium friend: i calculate that chole + post = banger! 🧐
my stereotypical 4,932 bugs friend: you know what makes me feel better after a flop? drawing pictures of sylvester! 🪲
me: thanks guys
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i have created a fucked up creature named the Yougood. it is the opposite of the Weevil in every way (big, long, thin, stubby legs, face hole instead of snout, no magical abilities, really hates acorns). a mere glance into my twisted mind would drive most to madness.
this is soooooo fucked
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Weevils are curious
creatures of furious
hunger for baby oak fuel;
They drill through the surface
of acorns with purpose,
frackers with snouts as their tool.
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oh wait. i see your meaning now
#gayweevilortruther
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Ultimately your weevil poetry fails to tell a queer narrative
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the mysteruous creature known as, Ashton Stillons, has been sighted in the ward-twig district of the post apocalypse wormblr website. their gender is not to be trussted
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NO MORE META!!!!!!!!!!!!
the mysteruous creature known as, Ashton Stillons, has been sighted in the ward-twig district of the post apocalypse wormblr website. their gender is not to be trussted
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