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What Wymack says: “Tell your pet psycho to knock it off before he cripples someone.”

What he means: Tell your boyfriend, and I know that’s what he is—I have eyes—, to knock it off.

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Okay but Wymack officiating Neil and Andrew's wedding.

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neil when renee told him andrew was gay and wasn’t dating kevin

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something something “trans your gender” something something

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Andrew: if anyone hurt you I’d hunt them down to the ends of the world so they would pay

Neil: if you asked I would kill everyone in this room without a second thought

Nicky, visibly concerned: please don’t ask

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So…Andrew buys Betsy those little glass figurines because it means he has to think about which ones she’s already got and which ones she would like rather than dreading the upcoming flight, right?

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motel!andreil continued! they’re called kiss me at the gates but don’t tell neil

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every reader is tough and shit until they pick up the book where the cold broody one falls for the sunshine one

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Kevin, after that night back at Eden’s: *looking up what Andrew said to make Neil react like that*

Kevin: *reading* “I hate you, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t…”

Kevin: *slaps his laptop closed*

Kevin: no no nonono NOPE WE ARE NOT DEALING WITH THIS TODAY

Kevin: *rewatches old Trojan games so he doesn’t have to think about this*

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is it just me or do y'all find yourself unable to picture Andrew Minyard running?

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“i hate you,” andrew says as he picks out a song to set as their ringtones for each other

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Andrew: I’m not homosexual, I’m moronsexual Andrew: I am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively Neil: So wait, Renee and Allison have been dating this whole time? Andrew, already taking off his clothes: Neil, you’re so fucking stupid 

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Matt was the first person to say “I love you” to Neil after years and I stand by that.

Here’s how I think it went:

• It was the last game of the season, the upperclassmen were going to graduate soon.

• Everyone congratulated eachother, maybe even Andrew

• But then it was Matt and Neil, it wasn’t just a quick “Congratulations” no. It was Matt in his feels.

• “Neil, I fucking love you man and I’m gonna-“

• Neil was stunned, and his face cut Matt’s whole sentence off tbh

• Ofcourse Neil didn’t know what to do or say at first, but maybe he didn’t have to say something, Matt would understand.

• So Neil instead gives Matt some big ass hug and Matt WANTS TO CRY.

K im just crying thinking ab this thank you for reading

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this tweet but it's andreil with waiter/chef andrew

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No one can say no to the combined forces of Andrew and Neil asking for something together except for Wymack.

Neil: hey Matt can I have that last water bottle?

Andrew: *glaring behind him*

Matt: ...sure buddy...

Andrew: Nicky, gimme your cookie

Nicky: but Andrew it's the last one-

Neil: *glaring and giving Nicky his murderous smile behind Andrew*

Nicky: yknow what, I didn't want it anyway

Andrew: Coach, pass me that water bottle

Wymack: get it yourself

Andrew and Neil: *glaring and scaring the shit out of everyone around them*

The team: *whispers* just do it coach

Wymack: cute faces. Get it yourself

Wymack: *walks away*

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neil be like “andrew doesn’t have feelings for me” my brother in christ he gave you a key and called it home

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Andrew: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives Neil: I wake up at 4:30 AM Andrew: Andrew: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives