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i dont get the hate with greentexting outside of 4chan

it can take a statement like 

“wow its really pathetic that you dont own an avocado tree” and simplifies it to

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i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

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have empathy… we are all fucking stupid as dirt

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me: the soviet union was a mess and really isn’t worth replicating

a nazi: yeah i know ri-

me:

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girlfriend: *tries to boop my nose*

me, knowing if she does so the top of my head will pop open to reveal a gamecube disc reader: haha babe stoooooop

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Brain: You’re a horrible, worthless, garbage person, and your life is going nowhere but to hell.

Me: I don’t know what the fuck you expect me to do about that at 11PM, my dude.

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Ambient on main

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First of all, OP is a scrappy doo sympathiser. Secondly, OP got a ticket for jaywalking in the December of 2005

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Deep Frog

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People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

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When you come home from a ten year war and immediately call your father in law a cuck

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