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The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

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I haven't slept for 25 hours straight, in the last 24 hours.

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Hostel diaries #7

How do I differentiate between day and night, if I practically get no sleep during either?

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Hostel diaries #6

Day 87: I have finally learnt how to coexist with lizards.

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When I get older and my kids ask me, " What is dedication?" I'll show them this.

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A few months back I took my brother to Sydney Aquarium. This was the only picture I took.

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'MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE. MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE.'

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Yes. When a person comes upto you and whispers," I finished your laundry for you."

seriously is there anything sexier than sustainable farming

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Rihanna be like : For j in range(6): print(‘work’)

Fifth harmony be like: For j in range(7): print(‘work’)

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Hostel Diaries #5

(a day before chemistry exams): Me: Ah! College life sucks during examinations. Friend : Let’s escape this place using quantum tunnelling.

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Hostel diaries #4

( a day before chemistry exams): Friend: Please go and get me some water. Me : For that, I demand some activation energy.

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Hostel diaries #3

(A day before chemistry exams): (Friend starts walking weirdly, by placing only one leg in one tile) Me : Why are you walking like that? Friend: I am trying to take quantized number of steps.

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man, people on this website sure don’t know how to actually use a Fibonacci spiral

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ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle

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the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

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So that I'm the only person shouting, "Avada Kedavra" at you.